Please tell me you're joking about them performing again. I will lose the will to live.

"Vogue" just always makes me think of Russell Brand taking the Mickey out of Richard in BB7.

Oooh Madonna, this better be good...

Tbh doing that song is just asking for heaps of standing-still-on-the-ice choreography.

S club could sing - or at least Jo could on most of their hits. You could find 5 males in a school bus queue who could sing as well as one direction.

I don't like ladies skating in trousers

Just sayin'

Haha, plus he's 18 now, so he can go for a pint with her!

Madonna is also in the Half-time show of the American Superbowl tonight.

Due to the time difference, she will be on at about 1:30am! (BBC1HD)

Oh jeez! Does that mean they had a room of cocaine-driven Swedish "songwriters" manufacture a second song for them?

And now a proper song is on (I don't even like this sort of music, but at least it's music).

ha yeah ... wasn't he the guy who called himself a 'sexual terrorist' or something along those lines?

That seemed really short

A little better from Jennifer this week

Can't complain about that. She's definitely improving her skating, and her dancing was always great.

That move with the legs (sorry I'm no Tony Gubba) always loosk really awkward.

I liked Jennifer a lot in her first week but since then she hasn't really impressed me.

nah reminds me of sue sylvester in glee

Jennifer and Daniel
Louie: 6.0
Robin: 5.5
Katarina: 5.5

Total: 17.0

Overall Leaderboard
1. Jennifer and Daniel: 17.0

skating by numbers

no pzzaz

To be fair, I'd rather sit through a Wand Erection concert than watch fat people in helmets run five yards before falling over.

Terrible event to watch, which Americans don't even like - they only watch it for the funny TV ads during the 25 (!!) TV breaks. They even stop the game for TV ad breaks. Hilarious. Thank goodness MLS is doing so well over there - Americans need real football!

Jennifer still doesn't seem to do much solo skating, an alright routine though.

Undermarked, I think.

Is this show getting ever so repetitive now.

Pro dancers carrying their female celebs, women pros doing some kind of contortion on the ice while the celeb just tags along.


I get the feeling that Pip really has some issues with Bleakley, but there again, don't we all.

How many accidents have we had this week? :yawn:

Same old, same old lifts being wheeled out every week.


I don't know why I'm watching really, doesn't help that I could have gone to see the Strictly tour tonight instead. Gutted I didn't go.

"Get behind her and give her everything I've got"

MATRON!

'before the 9 o clock watershed' haha.
c'mon, she was behind his head, not in front.

The show feels strange tonight - I don't think it's right the couple introduction/Torvil and Dean was sacrificed for One Direction. Though, in fairness, it's the first time this series the start didn't feel longwinded.

Indeed striking the pose seems essential....

did anyone catch Dan the man talking to her as she skated in the first few seconds? I reckon she suffers nerves when she steps out