Helpful sprite available to serve a kindly couple on Cunard’s June Fjord cruise with Ian Waite and Natalie Lowe.

Neat heel leads a speciality to facilitate silent withdrawal from patrons' suite.

Balcony upgrade preferred to enable (discrete) mermaid transformation at night.

Fairy godmother will be left at home so no outshining of mistress (or master) guaranteed.

In anticipation,

Cinderella

Perhaps I should have introduced this thread - please forgive if it's been done before. Judging by the tabloid fever that is SCDeirdre, I thought our dear readers might like to advertise for their strictly dreams.