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Old 11-02-2012, 20:39
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Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:40
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It's been so long since mine was in use it could have shrunk to the size of a pimple and I'd never notice
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:40
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The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

Fact of the day.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:40
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So are you 6 and a half inches whilst flaccid or erect?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:41
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The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

Fact of the day.
Quick Biffo, edit your post to say 9!!!
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:41
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The average male, when asked about penis size, adds on about 2 inches.

Fact of the day.
So are you 6 and a half inches whilst flaccid or erect?
Erect - I measured it with a steel ruler (carefully) when I was 18 or so, because I was so paranoid that it was too small and was thinking about going to the doctor.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:42
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Are you Adrian Mole?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:44
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Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:45
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Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.
picopenis
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:46
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Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.
. <--- nanopenis

Ooh, I'm posting pr0n on DS
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:46
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Erect - I measured it with a steel ruler (carefully) when I was 18 or so, because I was so paranoid that it was too small and was thinking about going to the doctor.
Grower not a shower, eh?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:47
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Could be worse, could be a nanopenis.
or No Penis!!

:| lol.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:48
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This is where I try to remember if femto- is smaller than pico-

Nope, can't remember, cba to google.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:48
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This is where I try to remember if femto- is smaller than pico-

Nope, can't remember.
me neither, but I dont want to be biffo right now
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:48
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Grower not a shower, eh?
Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:50
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I'd like to say size doesn't matter...but I'd be lying.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:51
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Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past
It disappears entirely for a party trick?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:51
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I'd like to say size doesn't matter...but I'd be lying.
Sadly in Male worlds and even Female worlds, as you say, size is everything!
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:52
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It disappears entirely for a party trick?
Or its two different colours?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:52
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It disappears entirely for a party trick?
No, a lady plays with it and all manner of magical things start to happen
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:53
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Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?
Why apologize? If people bare the weight of your inadequacy it's their problem, not yours
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:54
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I'm guessing old Biffo has less meat in his pants than Paul McCartney has in his fridge.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:54
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Serious thread - I used to think I had a micropenis when I was a teenager after watching too much porn. However, I was reassured quite early on that my 6 and a half inches was distinctly normal and nothing to be worried about.

I wonder if any DS 'members' have got a proper micropenis, and how do you live with it? Does it affect your love life or not?

Or do any of the ladies have a partner with a micropenis, but have learned to live with it?

I recall seeing a documentary on BBC years ago about a man who had one, and he'd never had a relationship in his life, which must've been awful. I wonder how many men out there think that they might have a micropenis, but it's just them being insecure about their size?
I don't for one second believe you thought your "six and a half inches" constituted a micropenis.

It's like yesterdays post where a 30 something claimed to be at being thought a milf by her son's schoolfriends.
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:55
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Oh totally - it has been nicknamed 'the magic wand' in the past
You mean Matthew Corbett puts on a furry glove when he wants to bang it on a table?
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Old 11-02-2012, 20:55
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I don't for one second believe you thought your "six and a half inches" constituted a micropenis.

It's like yesterdays post where a 30 something claimed to be at being called a milf by her son's schoolfriends.
yeah, but was she?
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