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Old 13-02-2012, 18:00   #1
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Joey Essex
I thought that he was going to be the new zlister, who would follow the usual CAN route, and have his own clothes range and other tut to flog.

But he has left CAN, and is now with new management, does anyone know why he left?
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Old 13-02-2012, 18:15   #2
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No idea, but he'll no doubt be on Celebrity Big Brother soon.

He's the one that dresses up in toddler's clothes?
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Old 13-02-2012, 18:19   #3
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and has teeth like Ross in that episode of Friends!
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Old 13-02-2012, 18:26   #4
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He's the one that dresses up in toddler's clothes?
They're certainly on the small side! If this was the 80s you'd just assume he was a rent-boy. And a naff one at that.
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Old 13-02-2012, 18:50   #5
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They're certainly on the small side!

If this was the 80s you'd just assume he was a rent-boy. And a naff one at that.
Absolutely spot on !

The clothes are ludicrous, the hair astonishingly bad, the veneered overly white teeth look like a boxer's gum shield that probably glows in the dark, he's full of his own self importance and to top it all he is as thick as mince.
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:26   #6
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:28   #7
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
Hi Joey
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:28   #8
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
did he leave CAN because CP couldnt make him a global star and his new management thougth they could?
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:29   #9
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
this must be his mummy...
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:31   #10
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
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So.....anyway....yes, Joey Essex. An irritating, thick-as-pig-shit moron who, I fear, isn't going to go away any time soon. I'm sure, as someone else said, we'll see him pop up in all usual Z-lister shows: celeb bb, iamgmooh etc...
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:32   #11
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
Amazing that he has achieved all of that despite being mentally impaired
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Old 13-02-2012, 21:58   #12
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Joey is a very hard working young man who will continue to showcase his talents in many different ways. He is a designer, presenter, celebrity etc.
very soon Joey will become a big global star.
I.....I....the.......anyway if Frankie can have fangirls why not Joey Essex?
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:02   #13
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he's a good but intellectually limited lad taking advantage of a reality show - no harm done folks
fair play to the boy
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:08   #14
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Absolutely spot on !

The clothes are ludicrous, the hair astonishingly bad, the veneered overly white teeth look like a boxer's gum shield that probably glows in the dark, he's full of his own self importance and to top it all he is as thick as mince.
lol haha tbf its hard to tell who is thick these days as everyone seems to be jumping on that bandwagon.
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:16   #15
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Hi Joey
Same person posted a similar post re Childs.
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:22   #16
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I've only watched about ten minutes of the programme - why is he called Joey Essex?
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:22   #17
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I've only watched about ten minutes of the programme - why is he called Joey Essex?
because that is his name, no relation to David Essex
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:31   #18
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because that is his name, no relation to David Essex
Really? Ha ha I thought it was a name he'd maybe given himself due to a love of his home county
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:35   #19
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this must be his mummy...
thats not very nice
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:38   #20
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Really? Ha ha I thought it was a name he'd maybe given himself due to a love of his home county
i thought exactly the same as you as I had only seen a bit of the show, I must have read it somewhere that it was his real name
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Old 13-02-2012, 22:46   #21
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They're certainly on the small side! If this was the 80s you'd just assume he was a rent-boy. And a naff one at that.
cooooo..that`s a bit harsh
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Old 13-02-2012, 23:33   #22
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cooooo..that`s a bit harsh
Yeah, what did rent boys ever do to trevorp?
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Old 14-02-2012, 00:37   #23
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Yeah, what did rent boys ever do to trevorp?
That's between me, my doctor and my accountant!
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Old 14-02-2012, 10:50   #24
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this must be his mummy...
a bit insensetive give his mothers tragic death
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Old 12-07-2012, 20:03   #25
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My friend was in a shop in Brentwood a couple of days ago and Mr Essex was in there. According to her, the nice but dim image took at bit of a battering as he was ramting and swearing at the staff and even pulled the 'do you know who I f***ing am' stunt

This is a long term, very good friend who I would 100% trust to be telling the truth btw and not just a 'my friend said' story
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