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Angry Stans: Can your fave knock Adele off the charts?
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That website is hilarious. Especially the ''Stanipedia'' section.
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Just like Angry Birds, except without the pigs
That'll be my time wasting game of choice now for a while!!
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Britney Spears Catatonic Diva.
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The "Stanpedia" section is hilarious the list of things Lady Gaga created and Madonna's picture lol.
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http://stan-wars.com/stanrelations.html
"Caution: spilled tea" x 2984098. I think they should have this available as a disclaimer/welcome post for anyone approaching the Music forum. We'd need an Adele and Taylor Swift stan addition though.
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I LOVE IT!
Britney Spears Catatonic Diva. ![]() Beyonce: "That's because they all live in the same studio apartment." - dead - |
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This is fun!
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Why Other Stans Don't Like Rihanna Stans: When I was in elementary school there was a special needs child in my class named Corey. (This was in the 2nd grade before special needs children were separated from the general populace and forced to hold hands whenever they went anywhere). Everybody hated Corey because every week the teachers gave him a gold star for doing nothing and whenever one of us did anything, he would pretty much shit on it. If one us got a 100 on a spelling test he would say "I don't care if you got a 100, I got a gold star" If one of us made the honor roll he would say "I don't care if you made the honor roll because I have a gold star". Because I know what it's like to deal with an arrogant special needs child, I understand your frustration with Rihanna stans: SO TRUE."Lady Gaga just grossed 200 million dollars on tour after just 1.5 albums." "So? Rihanna has 50 million Facebook friends. You mad?" "Beyonce has 945 Grammys" "So? Rihanna has 50 million Twitter followers. You mad?" "Adele just cured cancer." "So? Rihanna just got 10 million friends on BlackPlanet. You mad?" ![]() ![]() ![]() I love this site.
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SO TRUE.
![]() ![]() ![]() I love this site. ![]() ![]() The Beyonce Stans description let the side down a bit though, blatant bias and minimal shade. I think we know who the writers fave is
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![]() Nicki: Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans. Lady Gaga: Here's a hint: Not yours. |
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Britney Spears - Stanipedia NOOOOOOOOOOOO!Performance Style Imagine a huge $50 million stage, pyrotechnics, special effects, elaborate costumes, high-tech lighting, and 80 dancers. The lights go down and Britney makes a dramatic entrance, rising from underneath the stage in a cloud of smoke. She looks at the crowd of screaming fans, then lies down and takes a nap for 2 hours. Tickets are $1000 a piece, and you will deal. ![]() ![]() ![]() Amazing. I love Britney, but I pissed myself.
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I love Stan Wars! I learnt about Britlexia from it, which I actually use in real life. ![]() Quote:
Britlexia
Britney Spears stans suffer from condition called Britlexia. Britlexia is a learning disability that impairs a stan's ability to understand simple logic and read basic English. Even though their reading comprehension is poor they are still able to read record sales, ticket sales, and can understand the word "sold out". This makes reading reviews and critiques difficult, but has no effect on reading 10-year old sales stats. Example of Britlexia: Read this paragraph: Britney appeared last night in Atlanta as apart of a 100-date tour. She appeared three hours late and once she took the stage she drooled on herself, picked her nose, and flicked boogers at people in the front row. She also fell asleep 3 times and urinated on the stage. The sold out crowd, some of whom paid $500 a ticket, began to walk out within 20 minutes. It estimated that the tour will gross over $100 million. This is how the paragraph appears to a person with Britlexia: ����❚❚❚❚❚❚❚���������100-date tour����� ��✤✶✷✸✹✺✻$500 a ticket���❤❤❤���$100 million. |
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Christina Aguilera - Stanipedia Classic.Artist Bio Punched out of the game by Britney Re-punched out of the game by Beyonce Re-re-punched out of the game by Gaga
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![]() Nicki: Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans. Lady Gaga: Here's a hint: Not yours.
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Christina Aguilera - Stanipedia The tea has been spilled.Performance Style Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual
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Aw, they've deleted the page for the Bionic Massacre.
It was hilarious.
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The tea has been spilled.
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How To Talk Like a Christina Stan
To talk like a Christina stan, you must talk as if all of her failures are due to people being "pressed" over her. Example: The Gaga stans just bought $200 million worth of concert tickets. They are so pressed over Christina. They Britney stans just bought 500,000 copies of Britney's new single. They are so pressed over Christina. Bionic sold 27 copies the first week. The general public is so pressed over Christina. Christina just canceled a show in the Chipotle parking lot due to poor ticket sales. Ticketmaster is so pressed over Christina. Christina just fell on stage. The laws of gravity are so pressed over Christina. |
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Aw, they've deleted the page for the Bionic Massacre.
It was hilarious.
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Beyonce's artist bio ![]() Quote:
Beyoncé was born September 4, 1981 in Houston, Texas. She was a shy and introverted child. The other kids hated on her because she was better looking and more talented (this would be a major theme of her adult life). She formed a singing group with her half-sister and their 2 tone-deaf friends. The first album was a moderate success on the Billboard Basic Bitch Charts. Their 2nd album made them a crossover success. One day the 2 tone-deaf broads decided they should have the same perks and privileges as Beyoncé despite not having the same level of talent (this would also be a major theme of Beyoncé's adult life). One Wednesday afternoon they called a meeting saying they wanted new management, By Thursday morning they were kicked out of the group and working at Hardee’s with 2 former members of Xscape. After adding and kicking out more broads, Destiny’s Child became the biggest selling female group of all time.
In 2003, Beyonce released a solo album and has been making basic bitches' lives unbearable ever since. |
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That was so funny.
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Beyonce's artist bio
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Britney Spears - Stanipedia This is too much.Career Highlights 16 Teen Choice Awards including the Ultimate Choice Career Achievement Award 1 Grammy. Massive album sales from her first 2 releases. 2 Diamond Albums 4 #1 singles One of the fastest-selling singles in iTunes History The Circus Tour becoming one of the highest grossing tours in history. Staying awake throughout most of the Circus Tour Twitter followers Facebook Friends Yahoo Search popularity Consistently punching down Christina Aguilera's career without ever having to sing live Career Inspirations Paula Abdul Janet Jackson Milli Vanilli The Tampa Bay Lightning Arena Football Cheerleading Squad
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It was hilarious.