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Old 14-02-2012, 16:55
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http://stan-wars.com/knockdown.html

This is amazing (and addictive).
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Old 14-02-2012, 16:58
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That website is hilarious. Especially the ''Stanipedia'' section.

And the game... [/LIFE]
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:04
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The site kills me every time.

http://stan-wars.com/artistwars.html < Dying.
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:06
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:11
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Just like Angry Birds, except without the pigs That'll be my time wasting game of choice now for a while!!
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:12
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I LOVE IT!

Britney Spears
Catatonic Diva.

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Old 14-02-2012, 17:13
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The "Stanpedia" section is hilarious the list of things Lady Gaga created and Madonna's picture lol.
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:18
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http://stan-wars.com/stanrelations.html

"Caution: spilled tea" x 2984098.

I think they should have this available as a disclaimer/welcome post for anyone approaching the Music forum. We'd need an Adele and Taylor Swift stan addition though.
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:20
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I LOVE IT!

Britney Spears
Catatonic Diva.

Nicki: "My stanbase may not make a lot of money but they are very unified."

Beyonce: "That's because they all live in the same studio apartment."

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Old 14-02-2012, 17:20
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This is fun!
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:25
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Why Other Stans Don't Like Rihanna Stans: When I was in elementary school there was a special needs child in my class named Corey. (This was in the 2nd grade before special needs children were separated from the general populace and forced to hold hands whenever they went anywhere). Everybody hated Corey because every week the teachers gave him a gold star for doing nothing and whenever one of us did anything, he would pretty much shit on it. If one us got a 100 on a spelling test he would say "I don't care if you got a 100, I got a gold star" If one of us made the honor roll he would say "I don't care if you made the honor roll because I have a gold star". Because I know what it's like to deal with an arrogant special needs child, I understand your frustration with Rihanna stans:

"Lady Gaga just grossed 200 million dollars on tour after just 1.5 albums."

"So? Rihanna has 50 million Facebook friends. You mad?"

"Beyonce has 945 Grammys"

"So? Rihanna has 50 million Twitter followers. You mad?"

"Adele just cured cancer."

"So? Rihanna just got 10 million friends on BlackPlanet. You mad?"
SO TRUE.

I love this site.
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Old 14-02-2012, 17:31
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SO TRUE.

I love this site.



The Beyonce Stans description let the side down a bit though, blatant bias and minimal shade. I think we know who the writers fave is
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Old 14-02-2012, 19:58
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Nicki: Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans.

Lady Gaga:
Here's a hint:

Not yours.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:05
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Britney Spears - Stanipedia
Performance Style

Imagine a huge $50 million stage, pyrotechnics, special effects, elaborate costumes, high-tech lighting, and 80 dancers.
The lights go down and Britney makes a dramatic entrance, rising from underneath the stage in a cloud of smoke.
She looks at the crowd of screaming fans, then lies down and takes a nap for 2 hours.
Tickets are $1000 a piece, and you will deal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amazing. I love Britney, but I pissed myself.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:08
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I love Stan Wars! I learnt about Britlexia from it, which I actually use in real life.

Britlexia

Britney Spears stans suffer from condition called Britlexia. Britlexia is a learning disability that impairs a stan's ability to understand simple logic and read basic English. Even though their reading comprehension is poor they are still able to read record sales, ticket sales, and can understand the word "sold out". This makes reading reviews and critiques difficult, but has no effect on reading 10-year old sales stats.

Example of Britlexia:

Read this paragraph:

Britney appeared last night in Atlanta as apart of a 100-date tour. She appeared three hours late and once she took the stage she drooled on herself, picked her nose, and flicked boogers at people in the front row. She also fell asleep 3 times and urinated on the stage. The sold out crowd, some of whom paid $500 a ticket, began to walk out within 20 minutes. It estimated that the tour will gross over $100 million.


This is how the paragraph appears to a person with Britlexia:

����❚❚❚❚❚❚❚���������100-date tour����� ��✤✶✷✸✹✺✻$500 a ticket���❤❤❤���$100 million.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:08
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Christina Aguilera - Stanipedia
Artist Bio

Punched out of the game by Britney
Re-punched out of the game by Beyonce
Re-re-punched out of the game by Gaga
Classic.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:09
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Nicki: Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans.

Lady Gaga:
Here's a hint:

Not yours.
Haha, I love it!
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:11
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Christina Aguilera - Stanipedia
Performance Style

Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual
The tea has been spilled.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:11
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Aw, they've deleted the page for the Bionic Massacre. It was hilarious.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:11
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The tea has been spilled.
My favourite is

How To Talk Like a Christina Stan

To talk like a Christina stan, you must talk as if all of her failures are due to people being "pressed" over her.

Example:

The Gaga stans just bought $200 million worth of concert tickets. They are so pressed over Christina.

They Britney stans just bought 500,000 copies of Britney's new single. They are so pressed over Christina.

Bionic sold 27 copies the first week. The general public is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just canceled a show in the Chipotle parking lot due to poor ticket sales. Ticketmaster is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just fell on stage. The laws of gravity are so pressed over Christina.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:14
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Aw, they've deleted the page for the Bionic Massacre. It was hilarious.
That was so funny.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:14
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Beyonce's artist bio

Beyoncé was born September 4, 1981 in Houston, Texas. She was a shy and introverted child. The other kids hated on her because she was better looking and more talented (this would be a major theme of her adult life). She formed a singing group with her half-sister and their 2 tone-deaf friends. The first album was a moderate success on the Billboard Basic Bitch Charts. Their 2nd album made them a crossover success. One day the 2 tone-deaf broads decided they should have the same perks and privileges as Beyoncé despite not having the same level of talent (this would also be a major theme of Beyoncé's adult life). One Wednesday afternoon they called a meeting saying they wanted new management, By Thursday morning they were kicked out of the group and working at Hardee’s with 2 former members of Xscape. After adding and kicking out more broads, Destiny’s Child became the biggest selling female group of all time.

In 2003, Beyonce released a solo album and has been making basic bitches' lives unbearable ever since.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:15
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That was so funny.
The GIF of everyone at the table was hilarious.
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:16
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Beyonce's artist bio
That last sentence >>>>>>>>>life
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Old 14-02-2012, 20:16
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Britney Spears - Stanipedia
Career Highlights
16 Teen Choice Awards including the Ultimate Choice Career Achievement Award
1 Grammy.
Massive album sales from her first 2 releases.
2 Diamond Albums
4 #1 singles
One of the fastest-selling singles in iTunes History
The Circus Tour becoming one of the highest grossing tours in history.
Staying awake throughout most of the Circus Tour
Twitter followers
Facebook Friends
Yahoo Search popularity
Consistently punching down Christina Aguilera's career without ever having to sing live

Career Inspirations
Paula Abdul
Janet Jackson
Milli Vanilli
The Tampa Bay Lightning Arena Football Cheerleading Squad
This is too much.
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