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Did they just say that?
What is the strangest line you have heard in a song?
I had to do a double take in: Shakira - She Wolf - 'I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office' |
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shakira has form for silly lyrics. although, gloria estefan co-wrote `whenever, wherever` and this line was definitely one of those moments.
![]() `lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains`. |
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Here's one from Sugababes 2.0
Joy Division 'I ain't just a piece of meat sitting in a delicatessen' |
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Katy Perry's infamous opening line for Firework;
"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind wanting to start again?" Lady Gaga's Pokerface; "I'm bluffin' with my muffin." Makes me cringe.... |
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I was just about to type the Firework one. The song in general makes me cringe.
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I always think of the American Beauty film when I hear the plastic bag reference in Firework. I don't know if that was intentional but I love both song and film.
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Shakira - The One
"So I find a reason to shave my legs" |
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Lol what is Shakira smoking when she comes up with these lyrics??
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Lol what is Shakira smoking when she comes up with these lyrics??
Nicola Roberts - Gladiator 'and if my balls of steel have stuck half way down your pipe, I got some KY, time to open open open wide' Or something like that |
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shakira has form for silly lyrics. although, gloria estefan co-wrote `whenever, wherever` and this line was definitely one of those moments.
![]() `lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains`. That line could possibly be a reference to the Teton mountain range in the Rockies - Tetons means 'breasts' in French and early French voyageurs called them 'Les Trois Tetons'
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shakira has form for silly lyrics. although, gloria estefan co-wrote `whenever, wherever` and this line was definitely one of those moments.
![]() `lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains`. |
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My vote also goes to the opening verse in Firework. I mean what the......??
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Alexandra Burke's Bury Me:
You need to think about this moment Before you eat around this doughnut You ain't got time for me I'm on to another recipe Doughnut!? I mean wtf...
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Human League - Words
"Tolerating propaganda, with your girlfriend Alexandra, and her secret memoranda. Signs for an interview" |
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Another vote for Katy Perry's Firework.
I get what she's saying, and it's a nice positive message, etc. But really? A plastic bag is the strongest thing she could come up with? ![]() By the way, I don't think Shakira should count, as she uses a rhyming dictionary to write her songs.
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Pretty much every Nicki Minaj lyric, to be honest.
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Cheryl Cole - fight for this love
Too much of anything can make you sick. You're not wrong, love. |
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Pretty much every Nicki Minaj lyric, to be honest.
![]() Come on bitch, Look at where Brad's at'' NOOOOOO!
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Pretty much every Nicki Minaj lyric, to be honest.
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Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow
When I landed out in London It was looking like Mike Dare, Mike Jack Who's bad, ain't know my period But I got a new pad Channel 5, news flash P-ssy clean, who smash None of y'all, canary yellow ball These b-tches should be worshipping me in the synagogue I mean SERIOUSLY?! How does that even really make sense. |
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Say what you got a pumpkin in your pants?
Get up and Jump - Red Hot Chili Peppers (although they have quite a lot of strange lyrics) |
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Alexis Jordan - Good Girl springs to mind
"You got what it takes. You better have some cake." ![]() Also Will.i.am and Nicki Minaj - Check It Out has a few stupid lyrics. This one's my favourite: "I stay niggerrific you don't need to ask why. You just got to see with your eyes." wut. |
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does anyone remember that des'ree song life? it goes something like "I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight i fear most i would rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news!"
![]() Definitely worse than firework! |
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does anyone remember that des'ree song life? it goes something like "I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight i fear most i would rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news!"
![]() Definitely worse than firework! `I'm a superstitious girl, I'm the worst in the world Never walk under ladders, I keep a rabbit's tail.`
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I like The Fratellis music but their lyrics are crap Take your pick Quote:
She said oh my, I don't know why
I was just busy watching everyone go by Outside the shite bar, and you're a red car Me and your girlfriend and your sister with the big scar I said oh Christ, I told you twice It's just not easy going through all these things thrice What's this I once heard? You drive a bluebird? You got no money for the petrol, that's what I heard And it's all right, she'll be sucking fingers all night Wearing those shoes, oh any excuse to go to the gang fight And oh she's alright, everybody says she's uptight Sick in the head, first in the bed So easy to be Friday's nightmare I said oh no, oh please just go You got no eyelids and sweet ella loves me so She got my number, though I can't stand her I can't help diggin her a hope I guess I wonder And oh it's clear, you want me dear It would be easier if I was never here You got the money, and I got the reason, I'll stick around with you for just another season |
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