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Old 11-03-2012, 21:28   #351
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I made smashing pies for us dinners, steak and mushroom with puff pastry tops...not Jus Rol, Waitrose It was cow not SplintZ
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:31   #352
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*sniggers* Mrs Teapot, the new Sweeny Todd.....bugger burying him, make him into pies!!!
*sees Fray Bentos van pull up outside*
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:38   #353
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I made smashing pies for us dinners, steak and mushroom with puff pastry tops...not Jus Rol, Waitrose It was cow not SplintZ
*sits drooliing*

One of my favourite things Twassy and real cow

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*sees Fray Bentos van pull up outside*
Imagine opening a tin and two eye looking at you
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:40   #354
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It was lush, worth the effort of simmering the braising steak for two bliddy hours
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:42   #355
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*sits drooliing*

One of my favourite things Twassy and real cow



Imagine opening a tin and two eye looking at you
Are you sure they are my eyes before you tuck in!!!!!!!
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:43   #356
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It was lush, worth the effort of simmering the braising steak for two bliddy hours
*licks Lappy screen*

I love my slow cooker Twass, you can cook for hours and it melts on the tongue

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God, I'm having funny sensations here
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:46   #357
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*licks Lappy screen*

I love my slow cooker Twass, you can cook for hours and it melts on the tongue

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God, I'm having funny sensations here
I'm on the other side of the room.......
Honest!
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:47   #358
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*licks Lappy screen*

I love my slow cooker Twass, you can cook for hours and it melts on the tongue

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God, I'm having funny sensations here
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I'm on the other side of the room.......
Honest!
A likely story. Unhand that woman while she's trying to post on DS!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:52   #359
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A likely story. Unhand that woman while she's trying to post on DS!!!!!!!!!
I'm too busy on Hangman thread and my Godfather game Twassy!
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Old 11-03-2012, 21:53   #360
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Are you sure they are my eyes before you tuck in!!!!!!!
LMAO yours are in the back of your head or soon will be

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I'm on the other side of the room.......
Honest!
You have wheels on yer chair

*pushes and whizzes him across the room*

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A likely story. Unhand that woman while she's trying to post on DS!!!!!!!!!
SAVE ME, SAVE ME
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Old 11-03-2012, 22:14   #361
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LMAO yours are in the back of your head or soon will be



You have wheels on yer chair

*pushes and whizzes him across the room*



SAVE ME, SAVE ME
Wheeeeee.......
Where are the bliddy brakes?
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Old 11-03-2012, 22:36   #362
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Wheeeeee.......
Where are the bliddy brakes?
Ooooooooooooops

*waves at person in the distance*
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Old 11-03-2012, 22:43   #363
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*disappears down the hill*
*towards the traintrack*
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Old 11-03-2012, 22:52   #364
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*disappears down the hill*
*towards the traintrack*
*sings*

The runaway train came over the track and she blew, she blew

Biggy was tied onto the track and he knew, he knew

Potty was driving the runaway train

She made it go faster and squished all his brain and

she shouted Yooo Hooo, Yoooo Hoooo
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Old 11-03-2012, 22:59   #365
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LMAO

*gets caught on cow catcher (Northern Rail have some modernising to do, Casey bliddy Jones is driving)*
*wakes up down south*
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Old 11-03-2012, 23:08   #366
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LMAO

*gets caught on cow catcher (Northern Rail have some modernising to do, Casey bliddy Jones is driving)*
*wakes up down south*


It was a quick made up

I would love to drive a train
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Old 11-03-2012, 23:16   #367
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It was a quick made up

I would love to drive a train

I've seen you drive a car
*rings up to warn Royal Aeronautical Society incase you apply to be a pilot*
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Old 11-03-2012, 23:25   #368
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I've seen you drive a car
*rings up to warn Royal Aeronautical Society incase you apply to be a pilot*
I don't like heights.............Airspace is safe
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Old 12-03-2012, 20:52   #369
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I got four questions right on Uni Challange tonight!
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Old 12-03-2012, 20:59   #370
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I got four questions right on Uni Challange tonight!
HOW MANY???????????
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Old 12-03-2012, 21:01   #371
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HOW MANY???????????
Well I did count when Jeremy Paxman asked what my name is as one of them!
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Old 12-03-2012, 21:07   #372
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Well I did count when Jeremy Paxman asked what my name is as one of them!
That is still only 1 right
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Old 13-03-2012, 19:38   #373
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That is still only 1 right
I did a bit better on The Chase
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Old 13-03-2012, 19:51   #374
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Was this you chasing Mrs T about, like Benny Hill did on his tellybox show back in the day??
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Old 13-03-2012, 19:55   #375
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Was this you chasing Mrs T about, like Benny Hill did on his tellybox show back in the day??
LMAO
I'm afraid I could not move my legs as quick as that Twassy
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