[twassington]

Our only tables have got tons of shit stacked under them Its a very crammed little house

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by twassington

Our only tables have got tons of shit stacked under them Its a very crammed little house

That will do perfect, I can throw it all over in my drama scenes

[twassington]

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot

That will do perfect, I can throw it all over in my drama scenes

It's kind of a long thin house, you can march up and down while re-enacting Splint can play the part of the Growler if you like. He won't need rehearsals

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by twassington

It's kind of a long thin house, you can march up and down while re-enacting Splint can play the part of the Growler if you like. He won't need rehearsals

I will forward the scripts.........Splintz will need to be able to nip an do break dancing........well tantrums

[twassington]

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot

I will forward the scripts.........Splintz will need to be able to nip an do break dancing........well tantrums

No practice necessary

I be off for bedski now, last Monday morning for aaaages for you!! xxx

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by twassington

No practice necessary

I be off for bedski now, last Monday morning for aaaages for you!! xxx

Twass I'm on Bay City Rollers

[mr. mustard]

The Bunker on page two Where's Twass? I need some Twass time

[twassington]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

The Bunker on page two Where's Twass? I need some Twass time

*leaps in ninja stylee uttering high pitched shrieks, while ripping the lids off a series of creamy desserts*

[mr. mustard]

Originally Posted by twassington

*leaps in ninja stylee uttering high pitched shrieks, while ripping the lids off a series of creamy desserts*

Yippee

[twassington]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

Yippee

You just wanted some rhubarb foolery, didn't you

How are you Musty?? In print yet?

*lobs a creme fraiche bomb in his lug 'ole*

[mr. mustard]

* clears ear out *

I've just finished storing every poem of mine on DS into my own file - at last. It took ages though, as there are 780 Now I can make corrections in my own time. When that's done the push for publication starts

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

* clears ear out *

I've just finished storing every poem of mine on DS into my own file - at last. It took ages though, as there are 780 Now I can make corrections in my own time. When that's done the push for publication starts

Will you keep us informed of any developments with that

*licks out residual cream*

Ohhhhh Heck, your ears are hairy

[twassington]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

* clears ear out *

I've just finished storing every poem of mine on DS into my own file - at last. It took ages though, as there are 780 Now I can make corrections in my own time. When that's done the push for publication starts

Excellent news! I wish you every success, you deserve to be in print. Maybe in future years undergraduates of Eng Lit will be asked if they are reading Musty

[mr. mustard]

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot

*licks out residual cream*

Phwooaar

Originally Posted by twassington

Excellent news! I wish you every success, you deserve to be in print. Maybe in future years undergraduates of Eng Lit will be asked if they are reading Musty

Thanks Twass I'll keep you and Mrs T informed of course and I'm hoping to get a trial internet-printed book out soon

Nothing rhymes with orange
But door parts are swell -
Knocker, cat flap or 'inge
Solve the problem well.

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

Phwooaar


Thanks Twass I'll keep you and Mrs T informed of course and I'm hoping to get a trial internet-printed book out soon

Nothing rhymes with orange
But door parts are swell -
Knocker, cat flap or 'inge
Solve the problem well.

Please do Musty and that cream was sour or was it...........................I won't say

You are so wrong about words that rhyme

[mr. mustard]

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot

Please do Musty and that cream was sour or was it...........................I won't say

You are so wrong about words that rhyme

Oh bum, don't tell anyone will you?

It was Twass's cream, honest

[Mrs Teapot]

Originally Posted by mr. mustard

Oh bum, don't tell anyone will you?

It was Twass's cream, honest

Off for much needed sleep, take care DS poet x

[mr. mustard]

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot

Off for much needed sleep, take care DS poet x

Me too - goodnight Mrs T

[add-ons]

Bouncy bouncy.

[twassington]

Put your bra back on immediately adds

[add-ons]

Originally Posted by twassington

Put your bra back on immediately adds

Don't need one, luv

[twassington]

Originally Posted by add-ons

Don't need one, luv

Is that so, Mrs No-norks??

[add-ons]

Originally Posted by twassington

Is that so, Mrs No-norks??

Me Norks is legendary.

So legendary there ain't a Smilie wot could be remotely appropriate

[twassington]

Originally Posted by add-ons

Me Norks is legendary.

So legendary there ain't a Smilie wot could be remotely appropriate

Huh! I could out nork you any day of the week!!!

How's your Bert's lumbago??

[add-ons]

Originally Posted by twassington

Huh! I could out nork you any day of the week!!!

You think???? Not in a million years!!!!

How's your Bert's lumbago??

Given I don't know who Bert is, specifically..................

Haven't had any complaints from anyone recently