Just what did he say?

"I haven't been here for aaaages"
"Australia"

But I couldn't get the rest.


(I couldn't help but be reminded of Sir George Rowley QC, off The Fast Show: "poisonous monkeys!")

I think he was channeling Delia Smith's half time pitch talk to the Norwich fans . His attempt to say Mastercard was akin to Delia's hilarious attempt to say 'football supporters'. I *think' he was trying to say he'd been invited to The Brits for the last 17 years and he lived just up the road and didn't come but as he knew who had won the Album Of The Year Award (and obviously wholly approved) he'd actually traveled from Australia to be there?

That makes sense but I was totally bewildered as to what he was trying to say. Eloquent he ain't!

Obviously no driving involved

It was sad. A like KK on this morning.

LOL. Fuel prices are so ridiculously high I've heard even George has taken to sleeping in his bed now.

oh bless him im guessing no outstanding contribution just yet lol

I've just read that he was sober!
Shome mishtake, shurely?

LOL yeah everyone's tightening their belts