Yes you read that one right.

It's little chocolate starfish . Is it immaculate or do you occasionally see bits of 'evidence.

Are pet owners meant to inspect and wipe or wash (if its gone crusty) their pets' bums?

Weird and random topic but a serious one - as serious as such a question could be!

A cat should have a spotless bum without any help.

The spend half their life licking themselves.

It's dirty and ya like it!

I read that to the tune of "I'm sexy and I know it"

..Somebody move this to Pets forum.

This is true. Dogs on the other hand wipe it on the carpet when you're not looking.

I just washed my cats bum..it had 2LB of beef hanging from it...

I can't see Kim and Aggie going for this programme idea.

Aw I'm sorry that I laughed about the cat eating your dinner

Very clean as they all have short hair.

When I worked in a kennels I had to literally cut poo out of other people's shit zu's bums

Edit: By which I mean cutting the poo from the hair around the bum, I didn't have to enter the bum with a pair of scissors or anything.

ROFL at you explaining there. Hilarious !


Q. What if cats dont like the taste of their poo?

Not too sure Id be into licking mine.

*Throws filthy look*

They lick it clean. Then lick you. Dear god, I'm contributing to this thread.

Just let it dry and then take an angle grinder to it.

Open the windows and just set fire to it....stinks of burnt shit for a while but it soon clears.

I think I feel sick reading that

hahaaa!

i'm not against wiping my boys bum if it's a little less than clean
saves him making a meal of it when he does it and waking me up on a morning anyway

I only ever wash my dogs bum when she has a bath. She can do the rest.

or when you are looking, even.

Me cats' bums were as clean a whistle.

They are exquisite except for one. She is dirty but won't let me clean her. I try everyday but she just won't let me do it. Any advice would be appreciated. She is a cat btw.