It seems somehow a strangely appropriate and inspired choice by Simon to have this woman helping his acts.
One of the most manufactured, least talented pop stars of all time
Remember Toy Boy So Macho
and her finest moment 'He's got a big red GTO'
Nobody could know more about cheap, disposable pop and whats it's like to be thrown in the dumper after a couple of hits.
Just another reason why Cowell rules.

"He's gotta be so macho"

Yeah, the irony of this did not escape me. However, isn't Sin doing all the 'style' stuff? So far, she's doing the best out of the lot, if that's the case. Steve, Ro and Verity have all looked great.

If she'd being doing vocal coaching for originality...we would have Jurassic (or whatever his name is) in the final three. We'd be listening to Bonfire Night (gawd, that's soooo catchy. I quite enjoy it when it's on! ). Sin could do that one standing on her head.

As for her head and the rest of her....isn't she just incredible looking? What a stunningly beautiful woman she is.

Do you think Terri has the green eyed monster over that?

The woman definitely has something. I mean she actually used to date Brad Pitt

Jealous, moi??

Well Brad doesn't do it for me. I think he's a fine actor though. Just watched Troy and thought he was great.

She is also one of Simon's ex-girlfriends. He supposedly stays friends with them all, so maybe that's why she is on his team.

perfected the amicable break up?

no, they all just discovered he's gay (if we are to believe Sharon...)

Not knowing Sinitta from her popstar days, I have to say that she is the best stylist on the show, the only one without any major fashion disasters. Sharon's stylist on the first week and Louis' adviser with G4 last night.

Hmm - she has just made Ro, Vee and Steve wear very 'safe' outfits. Team Simon have a thing for black and/or white don't they.

I like Terry (Sharon's stylist) - ok Cassie did look like one of Fagin's gang in week 1 but at least he's not afraid to try something crazy and daring. With Tabby, it works.

Team Louis on the other hand.... wearing a hoody and a jacket does not a credible star make.... When criticised for being out dated, 2 to go (and G4) were made to look like C & A catalogue models circa 1996!

Yeah, team Louis need to watch out. Although nice job of VWS.

He's gotta be big and strong
With love to turn me on...

Am very scared that I can still remember so many of the words!

"he's gotta have...big blue eyes..."

(I think that's a line...)

He's got to have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy

Even scarier I remember it. #Goes to get black&decker drill to remove those unwanted memories#

after an investigation:

don't want no seven stone weakling nor a boy who thinks he's a girl
I'm after a hunk of a guy, and experienced man of the world
There ain't no way that I'll make do, with anything less than I'm used to
If I have a man tonight he's gotta be right right right

So macho he's gotta be so macho
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on

I'm tired of taking the lead I want a man who will dominate me
Someone who will love and protect me and take care of my every need
Now I don't mean to be personal but a guy like that's more preferable
In my humble point of view than any of you

So macho he's gotta be so macho
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on and on and on and on oooh

I am in need of a man oooh
I am in need of a man a man a man a man a man

He's gotta be so macho so Macho
Big and strong, enough to turn me on oh oh oh oh oh oh
So macho He's gotta be so macho
Big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes
Be able to satisfy
Big and strong, enough to turn me on


...well....

OMG - is the song about Simon??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Black & decker RAMPAGE

oooh noooo

sorry whip

and now we've broken the thread!!!

Thread surgery. Scalpel....

According to everyhit .com, Sinitta's last hit was "Shame Shame Shame".

How very appropriate!

Ok a few more posts may fix this...

http://www.shocktreatmentnetwork.com/sinittalyrics.html

hmm those lyrics to Toy Boy are extremely disturbing. Good job Tabby didn't sing this with those kids around....

and what is a G.T.O??

anyone?

answers please....

Brilliant!

Only problem now is that I can't get the tune out of my head!!! AAARGH

I've got a slightly used drill you can borrow, I'll wipe it clean first

"he's got a big red...

GTO Gas, Tires & Oil
GTO Gate Turn-Off thyristor
GTO General Telecommunications Organization
GTO General Text Output
GTO Geostationary Transfer Orbit
GTO Geosynchronous Transfer Orbit
GTO Global Threat Overview
GTO Go To
GTO Golgi Tendon Organ (anatomy)
GTO Good Time Oldies
GTO Gorontalo, Indonesia - Tolotio (Airport Code)
GTO Gran Turismo Omologato
GTO Grand Touring Option (Pontiac)
GTO Great Teacher Onizuka (Japanese series)
GTO Guanajuato (México)
GTO Guaranteed Term Option
GTO Guaranteed Time Observer
"

well he's got a big red Geostationary Transit Orbit

Sorry to be boring but I think it's an old make of car

no!

really

gotta fix the thread

need to go on the next page

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