I was half expecting someone to be given something Barnum-ish to do (with props added)...
I thought the routines were difficult to compare and contrast, if I am honest. Yes, Jorgie "only" had a ribbon, but she had to keep it in the air, away from both their skates, constantly in the right position in relation to their bodies for each move, and swirling/rolling etc. appropriately for effect. The throw and catch were clearly also harder than they looked to perfect. Louie may have felt that this detracted from Jorgie's performance, and it may have limited the skating somewhat, but this is perhaps scant surprise. Had T&D or Dan performed something like this no doubt it would have gotten rave reviews for its "artistic impression", (although I daresay they as professionals should be expected to perform it better).
I thought Chico's routine was really rather constraining for him and Jodeyne, having to stop and start to pick up and put down dumbells, jump over them etc and I felt this curtailed any real speed, intricacy or flow over the ice.
I enjoyed the skating and the characterisation of Chemmy's routine, but they were confined to producing and presenting their various props which Sean then had to waste vital seconds skating away to dispose of offstage. I'm not saying there was no skill in their presentation, but it was marred IMO by these interruptions.
Jennifer's routine did as Robin said not call on too much skating skill but was very well characterised and performed. The clowning routine called for certain props to be used but more imagination could have been put into their deployment, for example, the bucket of water joke could have been more effectively used by these two on the ice, instead of by Philip off it (NB I do not blame Jen and Dan for this).
Matthew's routine was again great in terms of characterisation and was very well skated and performed. Again though I felt that there was a bit of stopping and starting for certain things e.g. the balloon trick, impressive though it was.