Not sure if the other thread is for real of not, so here's an alternative thread. Was asked to not make a mockery of the other thread if we weren't G4 supporters.

(Mods feel free to merge this with the other thread if you see fit, it's up to you)

What songs would you pick for G4 to sing.....if you were living in Louis Walsh's insane universe?

I believe this is the shortlist that was stolen from Louis Walsh's dressing room last night;

"A Bitch is a Bitch" - NWA
"Too Drunk to F**k" The Dead Kennedys
"We Want Some Pussy" - 2 Live Crew
"Cop Killer" - Ice T
"God Save the Queen" - The Sex Pistols
"Television Drug of the Nation" - Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
"Firestarter" - The Prodigy
"The W*nker Song" - Ivor Biggun(Doc Cox)
"Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos" - Public Enemy
"Anarchy in the UK" - The Sex Pistols
"I want Your Sex" George Michael
"Where's Your Head at" - Basement Jaxx
"We Call it Acieeeed" - D Mob
"Setting Son" - Chemical Brothers
"Hit me with your Rythmn Stick" - Ian Dury and the Blockheads
"Charly" - The Prodigy
"The Revolution Will not be Televised" Gil Scott Heron
"My Ding-a-Ling" - Chuck Berry
"Justify My Love" - Madonna
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
"Satan" - Orbital
"Straight Outa Compton" - NWA
"Peaches" - The Stranglers
"I Like Big Butts" - Sir Mixalot
"The Drugs Don't Work" - The Verve
"Bring the Noise" - Public Enemy
"We're Having a Gang Bang" - Black Lace
"Smack my Bitch up" - The Prodigy
"Insane in the Brain" - Cypress Hill
"Something in the Way" - Nirvana
"Come to Daddy" - Aphex Twin

How could I forget my ding-a-ling, it would be perfect

hit me with your rythmn stick

inspired choice

i would vote for them

if they sang it

I don't think it would matter... they all sound the same.

How about Lucy in the Sky wih Diamonds William Shatner style.

I said from the beginning I hope Louis doesn't get them because hell ruin them! and last nights performance prooved it. G4 song well, but it was totally the wrong song, I dont think Louis knows what hes doing anymore, I think hes going down the same path as Peter Waterman did when on Popstars the Rivals and with his boyband.

PMSL!

How about The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls? They could change it to "We are the G4 boys"!

I didn't see them on Saturday, but I felt it looked like another wrong choice.

Which Judge said they would have liked to be handling G4?
From what I remember it was Simon who seemed the most keen. I can't remember exactly what Louis thoughts were. So you may be right to some extent about the Peter Waterman comparison.




"Heroin" - Lou Reed
"Love Will Tear us Apart" - Joy Division
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" - Iron Maiden

Louis did want the bands, but not because he wanted G4 as such, it was because he has put his 3 old boy memembers from his Irish Popstars group into the competition as a new group, and his idea was that tey would fly through the auditions, and if he was head of "bands" then he would put them into the live final. Of course he was caught out and the band was thrown out of the competition. This along with his bad decisions of songs, his bad comments, and the fact that the home he showed everyone on the show wasn't even his, my views on Louis have seriously gone downhill!

LOL! You mean the Ding Dong song?! That would be an inspired choice! 'Ooh, you touched my tra-la-la...ooh, my ding-ding-dong!' Lol!

Is that what it's called?

The one i remember is
When I was an itsy bitsy boy,
My grandfather brought me a brand new toy.
A bunch of bells on a piece of string,
He told me to call it my Dinga-linga-ling.

MY
dinga-ling (everyone)
My
dinga-ling (everyone)
I want you to play with My dinga-ling (everyone)

That's one song I'll never forget......when I was about 7, I went up on stage in a talent contest and sang this song.......you should have seen the horrified looks on everybody's faces......especially my mum's!!!! lol

.....needless to say, I've never sung in public since!!!

Oh no that's a different one I think, although it also sounds like a Louis-esque choice for G4! The one I was thinking of is a really poor song from earlier this year by a charming band called Gunther and the Sunshine Girls!

Oh that one riiight, sorry this is much older

ROTFLMAO! AWWWWW!! LOL! That's so funny and cute! LOL! Bet you sang it better than G4 would!

Lots of love,

Sally xxx

I feel the same about Big Spender, but I was about 29 and dressed in a basque and doc martins

The song title you're thinking of (the ding dong song) is the one I was gonna sue the artist over!!! lol

Hehe! I know! You should have taken up legal action, I bet Gunther stole it from you! The song made me laugh though! xxxx

ROTFLMAO!! I would liked to have seen that!

LOL!! Awwww poor you! LOL...I bet that was funny!

If it had sold a million copies I might have considered it! lol

Believe me not a pretty sight. I make a great body double for gorrillas in the mist.

lol! It was such a bad song (in the funniest possible way) that I doubt it even sold a thousand, but still! People have sued for less! hehe! And I still think it would be extremely interesting to hear G4's interpretation of it I don't think I'd be able to breathe for laughing!

Sally xxx

Actually........I might have seen that performance!! lol

How about the fast food song, it'll give them practice for after the show has finished.
'Can I take your order please'