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Old 26-10-2012, 11:29
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Oh quit whinging! you're hardly old are you

Why is it that in gay world guys seem to label themselves old so quickly?
It's a scene thing. I definitely feel old when I hit Soho!

I know! 40 is when you need to worry, 20 is not old! I don't get it
In gay years 20 is 40!

Oh gosh. Ended up spending about £40 on £2.50 drinks and a few rounds of shots last night. I came home with £1.20 and lost the pound in the taxi!

I have the 'heartburn' feeling today but thank god I don't have a full on hangover!

How is all? I'm starting to get so much work through which I'll be putting off until tomorrow.
Haha sounds like you had an awesome time!

You're really not past it though. It's all about your outlook on life. As I've told you, my boyfriend is 30, so he's 10 years older than me; we enjoy the same sorts of things though and it doesn't feel like there's a difference in age.

How is everyone? I'm feeling tired but in a good way after going for a swim. It's been the first time in a while but I'm trying to get properly fit for the first time in my life before I go away on holiday in February to Tenerife
Totally you definitely are as young as you feel. Tbh Mark a toyboy is rather invigorating..
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Old 26-10-2012, 13:54
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Morning my bitches. What's everyone up to today?
Excuse me? you're MY bitch

Nothing, got Derren Brown on tonight, should be fun.
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Old 26-10-2012, 14:35
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Does that make him squirm, I think it's quite kinky
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Old 26-10-2012, 16:01
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Does that make him squirm, I think it's quite kinky
Haha yeah it does. It does nothing for me either but it's amusing to see him protest so much about it.
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Old 26-10-2012, 16:43
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Haha yeah it does. It does nothing for me either but it's amusing to see him protest so much about it.
Is daddy getting angry?

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Old 26-10-2012, 17:00
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Yeah it doesn't really work does it? it sounds daft with someone only a few years older and just plain disturbing if you're with someone old enough to literally be your daddy

@Adam, how does he react, does he tell you off or give you a light spanking
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:05
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Haha oh god!

Yeah it doesn't really work does it? it sounds daft with someone only a few years older and just plain disturbing if you're with someone old enough to literally be your daddy

@Adam, how does he react, does he tell you off or give you a light spanking
LOL! He just cringes and squirms and usually says something along the lines of "agh nooo..." and then we both end up just laughing (usually because he'll pin me down and tickle me).
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:28
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Haha oh god!



LOL! He just cringes and squirms and usually says something along the lines of "agh nooo..." and then we both end up just laughing (usually because he'll pin me down and tickle me).
Aww that's cute! that reminds me of me and Dariusz a little <3

How did the two of you meet?, he can't have been some boy at a bar you just met and... humped (thank you Judy Gellar)
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:35
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Aww that's cute! that reminds me of me and Dariusz a little <3

How did the two of you meet?, he can't have been some boy at a bar you just met and... humped (thank you Judy Gellar)
Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to remind you of your ex!

We actually met on Grindr! People are always amused by this. It wasn't sleazy or anything though. We met on the assumption that we were just going to be friends - we went out for lunch and a drink and then had a walk and a chat. We really got on so I met up with him again and well... things went from there!
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:43
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Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to remind you of your ex!

We actually met on Grindr! People are always amused by this. It wasn't sleazy or anything though. We met on the assumption that we were just going to be friends - we went out for lunch and a drink and then had a walk and a chat. We really got on so I met up with him again and well... things went from there!
No don't be silly, I can still look back on happy times , I do miss him sometimes though.

I think you also told me that as well

I'm just going to put it out there Adam I have awful memory so don't be surprised if I ask you the same questions again and again, when I first meet someone I need to be reminded of thir name at least 5 times before it finally sinks in
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:47
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No don't be silly, I can still look back on happy times , I do miss him sometimes though.

I think you also told me that as well

I'm just going to put it out there Adam I have awful memory so don't be surprised if I ask you the same questions again and again, when I first meet someone I need to be reminded of thir name at least 5 times before it finally sinks in
Ah cool. That's good.

Haha don't worry about it. I tend to be amazing at remembering random facts but give me names to remember and I'm hopeless too. The worst is when you're introduced to a ton of people and have no idea who's who about a minute later.
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Old 26-10-2012, 18:56
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Ah cool. That's good.

Haha don't worry about it. I tend to be amazing at remembering random facts but give me names to remember and I'm hopeless too. The worst is when you're introduced to a ton of people and have no idea who's who about a minute later.
That's weird because I'm the exact same, I can remember the names of almost all Big Brother contestants past and present

I would say I have selective memory but then I never chose to leave that bottle of WKD in the firdge until it was half frozen

I'm being serious, it's thawing as we speak

It's the dysfraxia (possible sic), I got told by my parents that I've got a mild condition and my memory is basically quite bad.
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Old 26-10-2012, 20:15
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Excuse me? you're MY bitch

Nothing, got Derren Brown on tonight, should be fun.
Shush bitch.

I forgot that was on, thanks for reminding me. I wish it were me he had done it to.
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Old 26-10-2012, 20:28
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I'm not Gay! Just to set the record straight. If you pardon the unintended pun!

But what is it like to be a Homosexual? I once when't into a gay Bar for the use off the toilets! For once I wanted my wife to come with me!

My second question is How the hell does intercourse work? Do lesbians use a bit of lead pipe and do Homosexuals get sore?

Jesus it must feel like scraping an eye ball on a bus engine! A Volvo Olympian to be precise. Great Buses they were. However buggered up the engine was it would still run whatever the weather. Now we have these plastic things that conk out at the sight of a hill with a 1: 3 gradient!

Oh how I miss the old days when men were men and women knew about it!

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Old 26-10-2012, 20:32
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I'm not Gay! Just to set the record straight. If you pardon the unintended pun!

But what is it like to be a Homosexual? I once when't into a gay Bar for the use off the toilets! For once I wanted my wife to come with me!

My second question is How the hell does intercourse work? Do lesbians use a bit of lead pipe and do Homosexuals get sore?

Jesus it must feel like scraping an eye ball on a bus engine! A Volvo Olympian to be precise. Great Buses they were. However buggered up the engine was it would still run whatever the weather. Now we have these plastic things that conk out at the sight of a hill with a 1: 3 gradient!

Oh how I miss the old days when men were men and women knew about it!

Ken
It all works and feels pretty much the same as it does for you and your wife.
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Old 26-10-2012, 20:37
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It all works and feels pretty much the same as it does for you and your wife.
Oh. Well that's answered that one then!

Sorry if my post came across as offensive. I am as some may tell a stupid man who say's silly things with the hope off a small donation of laughter.

I'm not very good at it.

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Old 26-10-2012, 21:01
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Oh. Well that's answered that one then!

Sorry if my post came across as offensive. I am as some may tell a stupid man who say's silly things with the hope off a small donation of laughter.

I'm not very good at it.

Ken
I wasn't offended, just amused. We're not alien to you.
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Old 26-10-2012, 22:15
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I'm not Gay! Just to set the record straight. If you pardon the unintended pun!

But what is it like to be a Homosexual? I once when't into a gay Bar for the use off the toilets! For once I wanted my wife to come with me!

My second question is How the hell does intercourse work? Do lesbians use a bit of lead pipe and do Homosexuals get sore?

Jesus it must feel like scraping an eye ball on a bus engine! A Volvo Olympian to be precise. Great Buses they were. However buggered up the engine was it would still run whatever the weather. Now we have these plastic things that conk out at the sight of a hill with a 1: 3 gradient!

Oh how I miss the old days when men were men and women knew about it!

Ken
Well your wife has the option of long rogansms whereas we don't just like you except I doubt you've experienced prostate pleasure like we have unless your Mrs has been sticking her fingers up there (probably without permission)

I'm sure the lesbians have their own way of doing it
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Old 26-10-2012, 22:16
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Shush bitch.

I forgot that was on, thanks for reminding me. I wish it were me he had done it to.
-Cracks whip-

Get down on all fours boy, you're about to feel a world of pain -licks lips-
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Old 26-10-2012, 23:40
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Get down on all fours boy, you're about to feel a world of pain -licks lips-
I'm ready?
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Old 26-10-2012, 23:56
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-Unleashes 20 lashes on BBeaver's ass-

You ready now you f*ggot?

(Thanks for killing my thunder moderators)
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:09
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You ready now you f*ggot?

(Thanks for killing my thunder moderators)

What have the Mods done?
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:23
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What have the Mods done?
(P.C)

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None of your god damn business, now face the floor you little punk
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:28
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None of your god damn business, now face the floor you little punk
Yes sir.

(I'm 6'4" - I could never be overpowered)
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:36
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Yes sir.

(I'm 6'4" - I could never be overpowered)
Stomps foot on B.Beavers back - I may be shorter (5'10) but I'm a little hell(boy)cat, I play dirty...

When's the last time you had something hard shoved up there?
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