I'm doing a postgraduate in polar and alpine science.

Is that about climate?

You know I've always liked a thinking man

I specialise in the impact on climate change on arctic tundra vegetation and caribou etc.

sounds complicated

What do you hope to do at the end of it all?

Haha it is rather but I absolutely love it.

I wanna do a post doc then hopefully become a lecturer/continue my research

Bitchin

So (assuming you're definitely gay) are you seeing someone or single at the moment? A lot of educated people don't have time to balance the two

I was meant to be going on a date tonight but he has stopped texting me

Harass him until you get an explanation, the bastard

I've been texting all day but no replies. I don't want to sound desperate. Although I am..

F**k him. Maybe he's just not worth it.

It's unlikely but maybe something terrible has happened (E.g family loss, unlikely but possible)

Hmm yea. I'll just leave it for a couple of days and see.

I trimmed and everything though

And you'll look gorgeous I'm sure

You come out with me instead.

I'd be a disappointment

Why??

Because I'm blonde, thin, pale (which I hate, I'm going to start using sunbeds when christmas comes) and not that tall (5'9)

I always wanted to have jet black hair, have tanned skin and be bulkish (not muscly but look not look like a scrote in a Tee)

Oh lol. I'm sure you're pretty. I'm pale too. Hell we live in Britain, we should all be pale. Pale is hot, ala Robert Pattinson. Blondes sexy. Now we'll just feed you up a little and voila

No because then I'll be a fat podge

My body is a bitchy, hard to impress temple.

And I've come to worship

And so you should! (Only I get o to be insecure about my temple) you may not my gagging bitchboy...

Do what you do best!!!

You won't be able to handle what I do best.

Do it then, be a man and not a bitch!

Come here then!

-Approaches Bastard-

C'mon then, Shock me big boy :sleep:

*Slaps you and runs away*