As usual this all passes me by.

What passes you by Mark?

Well all of that carry on above. I'll stop there or else I'll turn the conversation into another one of my sad ramblings.

"Some Day My Prince Will Come" they said. It'd be nice if they'd narrow that date down a little.

Ahh that's me bringing the thread to an abrupt halt again then.

Well no offense, but we were only having a fun convo. There was no need to swoop in and be negative!

From my experience the best way to get something you're looking for (like a bf) is to stop looking. If it comes, then it comes. No one should be dependant on another person for happiness.

And that's how Dan C's it!

I know, you suck

I like your outlook S n S, but you don't get a bf from sitting on your arse right, and some do want to be in a relationship.

That guy I was with on Saturday texted, "I like you... "

I just texted back "Cool beans"

I know all about his past, with his skanks (and boy skanks) and anyone that's been in a relationship with him he's f**ked about, if he actually gives a s**t he'll tell me exactly what he does like about me.

Maybe I'll f**k him about, see how he likes it

Dan? oh fantastic, what a dreamy name

Why thank you babes.

You better make that slut WERK for it.

Also, the sexy thread will be mine soon, and you know it.

No it won't, I'm sexiest male in there, you are just a joe male

Originally I didn't have any plans to see him again, but even though he's got a lot of douche attributes there's good in him, think he's the way he is because he's had it tough in his family.

Still I'm keeping alert, I won't let myself get sucked in or too attached for now.

I don't think you're being fair to Mark, he was answering Jack's question, and said that he would stop there because he didn't want to drag the thread down..

I know you were having a fun convo, I'm not bemoaning that, rather the fact that I'm not into all that myself.


Well my current plan of waiting for a bf to fall into my lap is not working. And as Jack pointed out some do want companionship, and the lack of said bf does get you down at times.

And, the second reply was part thread bump, seeings as I had stopped the flow of the thread.


Thanks Cakey my boy! *tips fedora in your direction* Its way to easy to misinterpret things on forums, so I can understand SnS' response.

Right. Enough with that ballyhoo.....

Anyone watch that Claridge's show on BBC2? Luca the new waiter... Ding Dong! *insert joke about Cream Tea here*

I'm sure you'll find a guy Mark.

I'm now trying to think of a 'cream tea' euphemisim... Lol.

How are we all anyway? It's my work Christmas party tomorrow night which should be fun. Also, one of my friends is off to America for 3 weeks today over Christmas and New Year! So lucky...

^Aww thanks. I'm sorry to keep bitching about it though. I must sound like a broken record.

Best one I could think of was "he can serve me cream tea any day"

Well I'm ok, even though its a bit cold today..

As you do, I'm sure that's a regular occurrence.

I've been ill lately, ended up in hospital, but I'm on the road to recovery now, which is always good!

It's weird because I usually get all excited this time of year, but at the moment I feel a bit subdued. I'm not really eating or sleeping a lot either!

We had our works Christmas party on the 2nd, I felt rough for days lol, we've got a Front End one this Sunday, I might stay away from the drink...

Hope you have fun tomorrow night!


I thought you were going to say you'd provide the tea, if he provided the cream!

By the way Mark, it's fine for you to 'bitch', this is the perfect place to moan about man troubles.

I've kind of given up on Grindr at the moment, I just keep getting offers for random shags, which although flattering, isn't really what I want right now..

Sorry to hear that Jase, what's been wrong if you don't mind me asking?

@Mark: Lol.. What about "he can put his cream in my tea any time."?

I deleted my Grindr a few weeks ago. I kept getting random sex offers even with my profile saying friends only. I don't think it's a brilliant way of making friends; there are a few nice people on there though obviously. I'm not allowed to complain too much I guess as I met my BF on there.

How did you end up in hospital?

Same! I've been getting less and less excited bout christmas for years now, and the second half of this year has been lousy tbh, it'd have been nice to have a partner to celebrate Xmas with,

The only thing worth celebrating is that this will be my wee nephews first Xmas

Some of the posers at school are having a crappy chrimbo party and this snooty guy came up to me and my best friend and invited her and blanked me, so I just giggled and said "Sounds pretty naff to me "

This was his face >>

This was me >>

Sorry to you've been hospital Cakey. Hope you're feeling better now and a bit of festive atmosphere will help you get even better!

Thanks for the cream tea lines y'all. I think Adam was the winner.

BTW if anyone wanted to know who I was on about, the show is on iPlayer (Inside Claridge's) he's on from 30mins in.

Sorry, had to jet off to work, didn't quite notice the time earlier when I was posting, plus I got a bit involved in GD!

I've been I'll for a month with two separate viral infections. Because of this, Saturday night I couldn't breathe, so I went to hospital and got put on a nebuliser. I was due in work Sunday at 7, didn't get out of hospital till 720 am. Got to work at 740 but only made it till 11am...

Monday went doctors and I'm on steroid tablets to help my breathing.

I feel a lot better now I can breathe

Thanks for the concern!

A little something for Mark: http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/ind...owtopic=154086

He looks a little like the guy I was with last Saturday

I'm glad you're OK btw, but when you said had to "jet" off to work I first read it as "jerk" off

Glad to hear it!


Ohhhhh myyyyyy!!

*does little happy dance*

Thank you!

Lucky you!


Thanks!

Yeah that would have been interesting at work lol!


Haha, no worries, happy to help!

"Clean up on aisle 9"?

..............

Artem in hot pink tonight. I'm getting the vapours *fans self*

*stands under the mistletoe*

*kisses Mark*

There, satisfied?