No in general or is a munter trying to stick his crayola in your tub and you don't want him?

I have trouble with that, I just say I'm not in the mood and look sad, so people asume I'm having a difficult time so leave me alone, and then I just smile

Not exactly. You see, he did 'put his crayola in my tub', as you so eloquently put it , last weekend. But it was definitely one of those that you file under the heading of 'mistake'. I can foresee the awkwardness, we're all going out again tonight.

I'm also rubbish at saying no in general. I'm basically just a big old walkover.

And he is interested in you I presume?

You could do it the easy way by lying and saying you're not ready for anything serious or just be honest and tell this guy he just isn't really compatible with you.

Yeah he is interested.

I'll try subtle hints that nothing is going to happen, if that doesn't work I'll just have to tell him.

Ugh, conversations are the worst.

Yeh sublte hints are the way to go, you could try dropping hintd that "relationships are overrated" or "I'm an NSA type of guy", although you don;t want him thinking he can be a regular

I don't really think he wants a relationship, just more sex. And after a few too many drinkypoos I cant really be trusted to keep my dignity. Blame it on the alcohol.

See I hear this all the time and I just can't believe it. What and how much of it are you drinking?

With me at most I get double vision but can still tell hot from ghastly and if I'm any more drunk than that I just pass out.

Is he a nice guy or a proper pig? if it's the latter tel him to f**k off and get his arse on grindr if he's lookinf for a booty call.

Too much is how much I'm drinking. And I can tell who's hot and who's not but when I get that drunk I stop caring and my standards hit the floor.

And I can't tell him just to do one. He's reasonably nice as a person.

If someone hot approaches me or checks me out I go into Rihanna-slut style.

However if a ugly guy comes up to me I just snarl and look them up and down. I'm sure he'd get the hint if you do the same!

Haha, agree on the Rihanna slut mode. It's like second nature.

I don't think I've ever snarled in anyones face though. I don't think I could be bold enough to do that.

That's really mean! even someone as stoney as me couldn't do that!

I'd just act flattered and say I wasn't out for a shag.

Ahh, the slut drop. Sadly I've garnered more giggles than boners when I've done that

GUYS! Subtle hints worked a charm. AVOID EYE CONTACT!

Although, I think I swallowed a chainsaw because my stomach is f*cked. I'm not eating today. Water water water.

My taste buds are f*cked aswell.

Swallowed a chainsaw, I like that quote , How did he react?

On the surface he was cool and didn't try anything so I guess it's all good.

That's how I feel everytime I've been on the sauce. It's never my head, only ever my stomach.

On the sauce, another fab quote!

I never get hangovers really, unless I've drank enough drinkies to quench Africa's thirst. I woke up one time covered in my own vomit, and it was reddish-purple so my friend thought I'd slashed my throat or something

Bumpage from page 2..

Finally got round to watch this weeks New Normal, didn't find it as great as the previous episodes. Though the birth control scene with the granny and children is hilarious.

Don't think I can keep watching The New Normal. I find it totally one-dimensional and the characters are very unengaging.

It has some good lines though.

Yeah it's fluff, but I like it

I really enjoy The New Normal. I love the acid tongued one liners and parts of it ring very true. (The mall scene etc.)

I'e been watching ahead and can safely say the sassy assistant Rocky is my fave, she needs her own show!

You a Ke$ha fan by any chance with that username?

Yes.

Coincidently taken from my personal coming out anthem.

The song inspired you to come out? That's brilliant!

I love the song too. And i love what she stands for.

You seen her live?

Can she actually sing for toffee though? Lol... I mean autotune is one thing but...

I do love her as well by the way!