[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

Oh well that is extraordinary, makes me of all people not look lazy, alarm clocks, every heard of them?

I've came back to find all my clobber moved in to the spare room (complete sh*thole if there ever was one, cluttered with all sorts) and my room a complete mess, oh well once it's all tarted up it'll be worth it

I second the DVD part

Oi, you little bastard <3. I'm not thick, the brother was supposed to wake up before me.

Oh, not being kept prisoner tonight then eh?

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Oi, you little bastard <3. I'm not thick, the brother was supposed to wake up before me.

Oh, not being kept prisoner tonight then eh?

Like I haven't heard that old chestnut before. LAZY BOY!

He released me . Wow that was wild

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

Like I haven't heard that old chestnut before. LAZY BOY!

He released me . Wow that was wild

I'm not lazy, in fact, I always made you work up a sweat .

I bet it was, did he get you out of the pink boxers?

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I'm not lazy, in fact, I always made you work up a sweat .

I bet it was, did he get you out of the pink boxers?

Please, you just sat back while I entertained you, that's why you were so bitched about, because you couldn't be f**ked, YOU LAZY

To answer your question, a man fitting his height and build wearing a balaclava appeared and basically ripped them right off and threw me on the bed, if that wasn't him then oh dear , I was seeing doubles by that point.

He's one horny c**t...

[BBWorldWideFan]

I really fancy a pizza right now, I'm still a bit tipsy tbh, drank my weight in Morgans/Irn Bru, I love my Morgans so I do

[BBWorldWideFan]

Is Anybody Out There?

[BBWorldWideFan]

I guess not. I'm going to hit the haystacks, night pr**ks

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

Please, you just sat back while I entertained you, that's why you were so bitched about, because you couldn't be f**ked, YOU LAZY

To answer your question, a man fitting his height and build wearing a balaclava appeared and basically ripped them right off and threw me on the bed, if that wasn't him then oh dear , I was seeing doubles by that point.

He's one horny c**t...

Pfft, whatever baby.

Oh yeah, sorry, that was me.

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Pfft, whatever baby.

Oh yeah, sorry, that was me.

Whatever? so you admit you're wrong and I am right?

... holy s**t...

I didn't know you had it in you

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

Whatever? so you admit you're wrong and I am right?

... holy s**t...

I didn't know you had it in you

I'm always right though, our sex life was brilliant, but I'l let you win and say I'm wrong.

I know, I was saving that, now you know what you've missed

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I'm always right though, our sex life was brilliant, but I'l let you win and say I'm wrong.

I know, I was saving that, now you know what you've missed

If you don't admit I'm right then I'll scream

I never knew you could speak Polish or you were that strong

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

If you don't admit I'm right then I'll scream

I never knew you could speak Polish or you were that strong

Oh I don't like your screams honey, so you are right.

Lot you don't know about me, babe

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Oh I don't like your screams honey, so you are right.

Lot you don't know about me, babe

No one does really, I use it to get what I want

Are we on this again? spill the beans Lucas

Would you believe me if I told you there's a chance I may die tonight?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

No one does really, I use it to get what I want

Are we on this again? spill the beans Lucas

Would you believe me if I told you there's a chance I may die tonight?

You always did get what you wanted with me.

Ha, nope, I've told you everything about me now good and bad, no more secrets.

Would you believe me if I knew that could happen I'd try and save you?

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

You always did get what you wanted with me.

Ha, nope, I've told you everything about me now good and bad, no more secrets.

Would you believe me if I knew that could happen I'd try and save you?

No, not really

I literally got a call a while ago from my mate, f**k knows why but she's somehow ended up with 34 bottles of WKD (12 Blue/22 Red to be precise ) and she wants all 34 gone for tomorrow. Well I of course offered my services to give her a helping hand, free drink

I love WKD, you can just do so much with it

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

No, not really

I literally got a call a while ago from my mate, f**k knows why but she's somehow ended up with 34 bottles of WKD (12 Blue/22 Red to be precise ) and she wants all 34 gone for tomorrow. Well I of course offered my services to give her a helping hand, free drink

I love WKD, you can just do so much with it

Fine, I'l leave you to rot then.

You're such a piss-head. honestly.

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Fine, I'l leave you to rot then.

You're such a piss-head. honestly.

Oh be quiet Luke, I've got years to grow up, I'll have to settle at some point, I'm having my fun now

Glasgow's sexiest pisshead, I'm #ThoroughBredPisshead

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

Oh be quiet Luke, I've got years to grow up, I'll have to settle at some point, I'm having my fun now

Glasgow's sexiest pisshead, I'm #ThoroughBredPisshead

I was joking anyway.

You drink, have fun.

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I was joking anyway.

You drink, have fun.

But I am a pisshead, just making a point hen. You know... don't take it personally

Place your bet, how many bottles before I'm out

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

But I am a pisshead, just making a point hen. You know... don't take it personally

Place your bet, how many bottles before I'm out

I felt like a parent then, oh god, just put me down.

I'l go with 7.

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I felt like a parent then, oh god, just put me down.

I'l go with 7.

No, your just a little more mature than... the average mature teen

7? that's an insult

[BBWorldWideFan]

I'm hopefully aiming for 17, but that won't happen lolz

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

No, your just a little more mature than... the average mature teen

7? that's an insult

No but I drink as well, I sleep in cellars when I'm beyond pissed and tell girls that I **** their boyfriends, I'm an awful drunk.

Okay double it, 14.

[BBWorldWideFan]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

No but I drink as well, I sleep in cellars when I'm beyond pissed and tell girls that I **** their boyfriends, I'm an awful drunk.

Okay double it, 14.

That'd be f**king hillarious, how do you end up in cellars? you hot mess

14 sounds more appropriate, thank you

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan

That'd be f**king hillarious, how do you end up in cellars? you hot mess

14 sounds more appropriate, thank you

I don't know, that is the worrying part. when we go out together sometime you'll know how bad I am.

No problem baby,