I'll look after you, it's one of the qualities us Glaswegians have, always know how to take care of our own... especially when theyre pished

I've never ended up in a cellar before but apparently I poured my heart out to my friends Rabbit (RIP Roger) once .

I'd imagine that was a WTF moment then

N'aww, you sweetiepie.

Poor Roger xD... YOU DIDN'T KILL IT DID YOU?

I did I was all, how on earth have I not ended up in my own bed?

Good god no, he died of old age, he was a wee cute grey ball of fluff

I hope it was your own cellar, otherwise the plotline has just thickened

I'l let you off then.

It was fortunately my own cellar xD. I want to know how I didn't die though, the cellar is freezing and the stairs are steep.

Oh my

That whore just cancelled on me (BOO!!), what happened to hoes before bro's? , I felt like asking her if I could still have the WKD's but I didn't

What must I do for alcohol

Maybe someone led you down there

I'm a mess, babe I know.

Oh boo that whore, I'd never cancel on you . LOL at you nearly asking for the WKD's

You are being punished =(

OMG. Maybe, they could have locked me in as well, but they didn't.

That makes two of us then

I wish I did, my throat is dry and me/her aren't that close anyhow (Blasphemy, sorry Colette)

It's against my 'uman roights I tell ya!

Perhaps they thought it's be boring with you locked down there, maybe they just wanted you to sober up

Two legit messes, don't know how the others cope with us.

You bitch

You lil scot xD

I COULD HAVE SOBERED IN MY COMFY BED.

WELL MAYBE THAT'LL TEACH YOIU A LESSON NOT TO GET DRUNK AS A SKUNK! (I love taking the moral highground)

I might as well get on with some more decorating, LYMT taking control, chat soon

Oh shush you Mr, you're well worse than me I bet. We'll find out .

Alright bby, I'l chat later xD.

I am in LOVE with Alex Pettyfer! So damn sexy and gorgeous!

Also, so can not wait until the release of Magic Mike - Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum in a strip movie , awesomely unbelievable!

Being in this 'makeshift' room sucks, can't wait till I get the new carpet fitted and the room all tarted up, it's gonna be a interior designers wet dream

How Gay do i have to post before i stop getting straight dating ads?

I get plnty of them

I'd rather not have any dating ads at all thank you very much!

Who's up to what tonight then?

I get them all the time.

And at this rate, I'd actually be tempted to stick my dick inside a woman, then I might at least get some pleasure. :sleep:

Very witty

Find yourself a shaved lady (watch it!) and get her to strap a pair on and you've got yourself a bloke

I've been ripping some of my old NOW That's What I Call Music albums from back in the day (2001-2003) onto my computer; I've just rediscovered the horror that was the Fast Food Song. Mortifying.

Also, remember monophonic/polyphonic ringtones? There's adverts inside the CD covers giving you a list of codes to text to receive a ringtone for the song you want. I feel old now...

In other news, I went to a roller disco at a club last night. I've never roller skated before and I was quite drunk. Today I am bruised...

OMG the Fast Food song! I loved it at the time

McDonalds, McDonalds, KFC & A Pizza Hut, McDonalds

I still have a really damaged and scratched Now 52, I used to play Scooter's Logical Song all the time

Ahh old memoires

I shouldn't laugh..but....

I bet you still know the moves, lol. I think I can..

I've never seen the vid! I made up a wee dance with my first girlfriend, it was sooo cute appparently

I need to come up with some reason to text the guy I was supposed to be living with.
I've decided that we would have actually gotten along really well... and he's f*cking fit and I want to bum him (although I don't even know if he's gay )

Problem is that I only met him a few times and since I'm not moving into his flat, I've got no reason to text him... so texting out of the blue would be a bit creepy

Shame because I want him, badly

Oh Paul, I love you xD.

Just try and find him and stalk him, spill a drink on him and then send him a text saying 'SO SORRY' it sounds plausible xD

Have you met him before? if you have yu could say he kleft something behind

Anyone listen to Rammstein that much? trying to find a song of theirs but can't figure out what one and can't be arsedlistening to every single one lol

It's got a whistle at the beginning that's all I know