Found it! it's called 'Engel' and it's f**king epic!

This actually sounds like a good idea


Haha not a bad idea


Basically, I need a way of essentially saying "You're cool. I want to be your friend. Also, if you're gay, I want you"... without sounding like a freak

Can you not just send him a text saying, 'bit gutted we never got the chance to get to know one another, fancy a drink some time' and then if that works, when you go for the drink slip in the 'so any girlfriends?'

To be fair it is funny.

My bum still hurts today. I told my parents about this and my Dad made an anal sex joke... Lol.

I think this is definitely the right way to go about it. just text him Paul, you've got loads to gain and nothing to lose!

Lol, he obviously thinks you're a bottom

I like this idea

OH LOL...

That is nearly as bad asking me if I had sex in his bed last week. I wish.

I give good advice baby, what can I say?

I KNOW

Today's gonna be so boring :sleep:

Not for me, I'm off out tonight

Ooh where to?

Only to Soho.

Gonna get drunk and dance badly.

Lucas, I love this idea!!! Right, from now on you're making all my life decisions!


As if!!
I don't think I'd ever be able to look at my dad if he made an anal joke

Tehehehe, I can never give good advice to myself, but everybody else I can. I think y'all should come to me with your problems.

Oh god what is it with you and Soho? XD, I've got a feeling if you get drunk enough you may go viral

Kidding, have a good one

Let him, he knows his s**t from his clay

I just feel so comfortable there. I can be me. It sounds so cliche, but it's so nice not to have to cover up part of who you are.

I tend to be quite transparent anyway, but I guess I just feel more comfortable in gay places. I'm not trying to ghetto-isle myself, I just want to feel safe.

Last time I was at Heaven some guy tried to start trouble outside. It's those sort of ********s I want to avoid.

I'm absolutely delighted at how far we've come but it's still not right by any means.

It's not my fault I can give great advice, I'm just stunning.

I know I was complimenting you on it

I think the best advice I ever got, even if it made me complete ****ing angry at the time was also the simplest, "get over it." I was so infuriated that they thought it was that easy to just let go of everything that was bothering me, and that they couldn't imagine what I'd been through.

These days I realise, everyone has their own shit, and hanging onto it is never helpful. I really do need to just let go. I haven't heeded the advice yet, but I'd like to.

I couldn't possibly comment...


It was a little mortifying but pretty funny.

Everybody should compliment me on it.

Agony aunts are getting fired, taking over

Oh God...

Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them.