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Old 08-04-2012, 16:01
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Oh God...

Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them.
Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered?
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:03
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Oh God...

Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them.
That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:07
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That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation , I'd be mortified!
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:09
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Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation , I'd be mortified!
Oh lool, I'd die.

But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:14
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Oh lool, I'd die.

But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.
Lol how did you respond?

My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:16
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Lol how did you respond?

My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh.
I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:20
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I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.
Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:26
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Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome.
Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:30
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Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:31
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Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
Yeah why not

Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:42
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Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?

Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it
I think there is.
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:49
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That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?



I think there is.
-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-

Oh well tis the way I roll
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Old 08-04-2012, 16:57
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I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:12
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Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it
I mean, if I did have guys round, I'd be having sex in his bed, mine is a single . But this is the thing, I wasn't xD.

LOL. Bless you bby.

Yeah why not

Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard
I am cheery, just had a lot going on this week, I'm fine now.

That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?



I think there is.
Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:16
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Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered?
That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
I think I'd be physically sick if my mum and dad started talking to me about my sex life!! I hope they don't want to know
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:17
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I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
What's it like having a pensioner inside you?
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:29
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-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-

Oh well tis the way I roll
Lol you go girl!

I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
Aww sweet dreams!

Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
Lol I meant don't tell your dad you are going Scotland for sex!
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:38
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Evening guys
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:43
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*Jumps on Beth*

Hello
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:46
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't half scare me
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:47
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't half scare me
Lol that was the idea.
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:54
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Oh

thats mean!
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Old 08-04-2012, 17:56
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I couldn't get any kip

Pablo your filthy minded

And hey Beth
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Old 08-04-2012, 18:06
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Just a bit
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Old 08-04-2012, 18:09
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I may as well go if you're just going to be mean to me
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