Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered?

That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD

Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation , I'd be mortified!

Oh lool, I'd die.

But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.

Lol how did you respond?

My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh.

I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.

Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome.

Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.

Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it

Yeah why not

Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard

That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?


I think there is.

-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-

Oh well tis the way I roll

I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...

I mean, if I did have guys round, I'd be having sex in his bed, mine is a single . But this is the thing, I wasn't xD.

LOL. Bless you bby.


I am cheery, just had a lot going on this week, I'm fine now.


Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.

I think I'd be physically sick if my mum and dad started talking to me about my sex life!! I hope they don't want to know

What's it like having a pensioner inside you?

Lol you go girl!


Aww sweet dreams!


Lol I meant don't tell your dad you are going Scotland for sex!

Evening guys

*Jumps on Beth*

Hello

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't half scare me

Lol that was the idea.

Oh

thats mean!

I couldn't get any kip

Pablo your filthy minded

And hey Beth

Just a bit

I may as well go if you're just going to be mean to me