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The DS Gay Members Thread (Part 8)
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ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Adam792:
“Oh God...

Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them. ”

Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered?
Black Dagger
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Adam792:
“Oh God...

Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them. ”

That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD”

Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation , I'd be mortified!
Black Dagger
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation , I'd be mortified!”

Oh lool, I'd die.

But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“Oh lool, I'd die.

But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die. ”

Lol how did you respond?

My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh.
Black Dagger
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“Lol how did you respond?

My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh.”

I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.”

Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome.
Black Dagger
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome.”

Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
BBWorldWideFan
08-04-2012
Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it
BBWorldWideFan
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works. ”

Yeah why not

Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works. ”

That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it ”

I think there is.
BBWorldWideFan
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?



I think there is.”

-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-

Oh well tis the way I roll
BBWorldWideFan
08-04-2012
I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
Black Dagger
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January

It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it ”

I mean, if I did have guys round, I'd be having sex in his bed, mine is a single . But this is the thing, I wasn't xD.

LOL. Bless you bby.

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Yeah why not

Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard ”

I am cheery, just had a lot going on this week, I'm fine now.

Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“That's what overdrafts are for. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?



I think there is.”

Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
Pablo Diablo
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered?”

Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“That is a good thing xD.

If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD”

I think I'd be physically sick if my mum and dad started talking to me about my sex life!! I hope they don't want to know
Pablo Diablo
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...”

What's it like having a pensioner inside you?
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-

Oh well tis the way I roll ”

Lol you go girl!

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap

I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...”

Aww sweet dreams!

Originally Posted by Black Dagger:
“Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.”

Lol I meant don't tell your dad you are going Scotland for sex!
Bethaneeny
08-04-2012
Evening guys
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Bethaneeny:
“Evening guys ”

*Jumps on Beth*

Hello
Bethaneeny
08-04-2012
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't half scare me
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Bethaneeny:
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't half scare me ”

Lol that was the idea.
Bethaneeny
08-04-2012
Oh

thats mean!
BBWorldWideFan
08-04-2012
I couldn't get any kip

Pablo your filthy minded

And hey Beth
ChristmasCake
08-04-2012
Originally Posted by Bethaneeny:
“Oh

thats mean!”

Just a bit
Bethaneeny
08-04-2012
I may as well go if you're just going to be mean to me
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