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#126 |
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Oh God...
![]() Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them. ![]() ?
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#127 |
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Oh God...
![]() Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them. ![]() If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. ![]() then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
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#128 |
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That is a good thing xD.
If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. ![]() then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD , I'd be mortified !
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#129 |
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Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation
, I'd be mortified !![]() But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.
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#130 |
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Oh lool, I'd die.
![]() But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die. ![]() My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh .
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#131 |
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Lol how did you respond?
My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh . |
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I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.
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Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome
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Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January
![]() ![]() It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it
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#135 |
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Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
![]() ![]() Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard
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Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
![]() . Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?Quote:
Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January
![]() ![]() It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it ![]() |
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That's what overdrafts are for
. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?I think there is. Oh well tis the way I roll
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I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap
![]() I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me... |
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Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January
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Yeah why not
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That's what overdrafts are for
. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?I think there is. . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
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Which is probably quite healthy. What parent wants to imagine their children getting rogered
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That is a good thing xD.
If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. ![]() then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
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I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap
![]() I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
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-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-
Oh well tis the way I roll ![]() Quote:
I'm actually gonna go to bed for a while, get an afternoon nap
![]() I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me... Quote:
Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail
. I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people. |
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Evening guys
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
![]() You didn't half scare me
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
![]() You didn't half scare me ![]() |
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Oh
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I couldn't get any kip
![]() Pablo your filthy minded ![]() And hey Beth
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I may as well go if you're just going to be mean to me
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then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
, I'd be mortified

