Scottis word for ditching someone lol, for example if youre talking to someone and they run off and start talking to someone else, someone will wlak by and say "Patched! lol"

What is this London guy like, is he fun or is he an Aaron-Allard Morgan type :yawn:

That Darius is alrite isn't he, had to put the mute on cos his song sucks though

I googled it xD. <3

He's a nice guy when he was around me both times, I just know even if we lived close, we couldn't do a relationship, he's very 'out and about' he is forever on Facebook saying 'is here in soho' 'is there' so... in fact, he's gone to Tenerife for the weekend, so that says it all . Where-as I'm the indoors type. I mean, I haven't spoken to him since February. So he's likely forgotten about me. He was just an uncommitted top.

Lol, just a quick search on google for Darius kilt shows a lovely few kilt photos in the first link And a DS thread on it from 2004!

Those posters were so harsh on him.

I actually love the song, but I have horrifically cheesy taste in music.


Haha yeah I saw the thread when I searched!

You should up your game, just text him and be like "Bitch yo better bring yo ass up here"

or just move on :sleep:

I'm the exact same too. Most of the time I can't really be doign with going out all the time, I only occasionally feel up to it. I'd prefer sitting in a friends house having a 'wee' drink with some fags and just chatting nonsense

Shame he's 'tiny'

Ha, I'l try that sometime, thinking about it, he never did give me my birthday present.

That'd be the better option.

Yeah, it's like FFS, just stay in . I'd rather just have quiet night in with cuggles.

And cuggles

The best thing about having a drink in the house is going for the next carry-out when your stumbling like a fool and you may be served by the same person who served you first time round when you were sober

I don't mind a bit of cheesy music myself, I sing Friday every Friday just before the bell goes and the weekend begins

I think they're turning Doug gay in Hollyoaks, woohoo!

OMG. STOUG <3

Yes, they need gay scenes.

Poor Ally though, ****ing cutting that storyline.

Ally is bland in more ways than one :sleep:

Ste & Doug, Doug & Ste, Stouglas, so cute!

Good luck to Doug handling Ste though, he's a bit of a fishwife lol

Ally and Ste would have had hot scenes though.

But Ally is soo dull, I bet he'd still talk in that monotoned Aussie accent while tearing Ste's cute backside up :yawn:

No, Ste/Doug <3

He could talk in a monotoned accent all he liked if he was screwing me. :sleep:

I swear to god if I start watching and they show no signs of ****ing, I'l be having your guts for garters, Mr. <3.

The man has no substance whatsoever :sleep:

Well there's no mnetion of them in the spoilers at all for the next few weeks, it's the same as Stendan, they're going to slowly build it up and tease us by not having them on for weeks

He can put his substance in me

Well let me know mr, if they do. Not interested if they aren't.

Oh ya wee dirty

What if there's some cuggle action?

That's me

I want proper cuggles then, like head in shoulder on the sofa cuggles. Not any useless quick hugs.

They had a nice prolongued one yesterday and Doug seemed to enjoy it a little too much (No he never got wet) and he was all freaked out at the ending scene.

Then once the titles rolled:

"Information on confusion and love can be found..."

Yep he's so gay

The question is who'll be cuddling up to who

Tell me baby, is eating 2 ham rolls, half a pizza and a box of micro chips greedy? I don't think it is lol

OMG, how cute.

I'l be forever Stendan though (when Brendan wasn't twatting him in a not so nice way)


Of course not baby, but you could have shared them with me

JACK DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!

My dad just said I'll get fat again if I keep up te way I eat, I coud have tw*tted him thee and then, cheeky bastard

I've went off Brendan quite a bit recently, ever since Declan returned and left and then Joel came back on the scene I've found him unpleasant without the funny side to him.

I loved Stendan at the time too but for now I'm a Stouglas mark

NO YOU JUST SHARE OTHER THINGS.

LOL, good ole Dad's .

Joel is ****ing hideous, he needs to go, awful just awful.

Stouglas has a ring to it I suppose. BUT IT'S NO STENDAN.