Oh hello, lol.

It's smut flammable then?

**insert joke about this thread being 'flaming' here**

One of the janitors at my school is f**king nice!

He could put me into gear anyday.
He could glaze my donut anyday.
He could go balls deep basically.

You see what kind of direction I'm taking the tone of this thread in?

*jaw drops*

Blimey!

Oh grow up -tuts-

Lol!


I get all of that, except the bit in bold

There's not really a direction here, more of a position..you know, you in the janitors closet, up against the wall!

Nah because Diane would be in there too... and I don't want to bang Diane...

I don't care what position we're in, I just want him, he's fit and mixed race Asian, the janitor uniform does him no favours but I can tell what is underneath that hideous uniform lies a sex god

I don't know who Diane is, but kick her out?

And like, you should totally sneak your number into his pants.

Diane is the other janitor, she's awesome, she stashed drink for last years 6th years at prom last year and they were in/out of her office to get a swig of vodka, and she gossips all the teachers therefore we know everything

I should do that, and I'll just do the cute look and be like "CALL ME MAYBE!"

Haha, you should.

I bet he has a nice thick marker rather than a little pencil

A marker probably has more chance of leaking too.

Ooh...

Haha that's so cute.

I saw a pretty hot tecchie at college today, you know, the geek with the six pack and tattoos but hides behind computers and glasses. I'd love to have a fun time with him, and one of my friends literally loves the tatted out look, she'll slap me when she finds out I haven't got a pic of him yet

Still, janitor is my new obsession

I do like a good geek.

Have both, I won't tell!

I'm off now, night x

A spitroast I like!

I would love to! but if I had the tecchie my friend would be ready to chop it off

Mind you she's got a 20 year old bodybulider already, lucky her

Night Jase x

Oooh eerr... *fans self*

Puts a different perspective on it. I hear janitor and think of Scruffy.

Aaaah isn't it nice to have Artem and Pasha back on our TV screens?

And Louis is an added bonus.

Artem is a dish isn't he?

I quite like the female dancer (Flavia or something like that) with the gymnast dude too

A very tasty dish.

....

I'm having a nerdgasm!!!! Glee's Johnathan Groff and Star Trek's Zachary Quinto are a couple!

Star Trek dude is fit, Glee dude is a bit femme though... we can tell who's bottoming in that relationship

lol you're straight to the point aren't you?

I bet they haven't even got to that stage yet. *ahem*
After all their publicists have only just released a statement confirming it. Ah the joys of celebrity(!).

They make a cute couple though. All the best to 'em I say.

Indeed I am, and yes the best of luck to them

I stand corrected, it must be serious... apparently Zac is planning a family already! Blimey they don't mess about! lol