Yeah

Oh well I'm better anyway

Of course you are

Jus to let you know sarcasm doesn't go unpunished Matthew

To be honest...

I apologise. I have no excuse for my sarcasm. I will accept my punishment.

You know what to do bitch, drop the pants... -licks lips and strokes whip-

OMG LMAO surely you can be more creative than that?

Also, do you even own a whip?

I did but it's still at my ex's

I'd punish him on the rare occasions where I took control

OMG!!!!!
You are tooooo entertaining.

Well I must go now, I will leave you and your dirty mind to think up new strange sexual things

NiteNite

Well thank you very much and goodnight

I'm at work, it's our student weekend, literally thousands will be at the store, so I lost my weekend off, but I still have Sunday potentially off.

I'm probably going to go see Judge Dredd in the evening!

I always imagined you as a top Jack, Idk why..

Really? I'd say I'm a dominant (and shrill) bottom

Aw nice, haven't been to the cinemas in ages myself

Oh bloody hell it's sooooo cold

Well yeah, I always saw you as dominant, bottoms don't tend to be.

If he can't love me right then there'll be repercussions

What about yourself Jase, giver or receiver?

Lol, what sort of repercussions?

In the words of one of the peoples at work, I'm the yoghurt pot, rather than the spoon.

You have such a way with words

Repercussions, well on my budget it would usually involve your standard handcuffs, a belt and bare buttcheeks, also some light squeezage of the baby makers and also some ear biting.... I'm saying no more

Lol, that sounds kind of fun, rather than like a punishment.

I better get off to work.

Pain is pleasure you know

Mind you if motherf**kers get out the cuffs then I get tickle tortured

OK talk soon xx

OMG how are we on the second page of chatter?

I know! damn trolls on other threads

OMG great phrase

I know, I'm gonna start using it too!

A spin off good me the doughnut rater than the jam

can I lick the jam out of your donut?

I'm joking of course