I feel like Joyce Carole Vincent (look her up, entremely tasteless joke but that's me all around)

My pal (the female hitch) assures me he's hot, I hope that's true

How's everyone else, I've felt like a hermit recently

LOL! I really shouldn't laugh, but that reminded me of a close friend who has a similar dark humour You're not a Joyce, you're more like little Jack Horner sitting alone in your corner

Ooh I hope he lives up to expectations then! See I never trust these 'he's hot' recommendations...I go with the mind frame that if ever my friends are setting me up or whatever, they've to portray me in an ugly way That way the set ups can never be disappointed by my looks (well, not unless they think I'm even uglier than ugly )!

I'm great thanks Though I'm having a cosy night in tonight! Logs on the fire, Grey's Anatomy US pace streamed and hot chocolate with mini marshmallows! It literally doesn't get any better than this

I'm not a nerd

I don't know what he'll be like but according to my pal he's quite nice looking (as long as he isn't as pale or generally disgusting as me he'll be OK)

Haha there's nothing wrong with nerds

Ooh that sounds good then! Awwh lol I'm sure you're just being silly and that you're not in fact disgusting Jackary

P.S - there's absolutely nothing wrong with being pale either

There isn't wrong with nerds as long as they aren't me.

There is nothing wrong with being pale as long as it isn't me

Lol, you get banned so frequently we're immune to it now.

Ooh cool, hope you have a good time.


I'm a nerd. Actually, my friend says I'm not a nerd, I'm an attempted nerd. I felt a little insulted.

I'm off today for a week, so I might not be around much. Depends on the wifi really, cause I love a good argument or two in the evening. DS is where I get my fix.

*Pops in to remind contributors about Christmas so they have plenty of time to buy me prezzies, pops out again*

Oh ja Jase I have lurked the thread in my absense, you are going to Greece aren't you? who with?

Have a cracking time

My head hurts, my brain was like a slush puppy last night, everything I've said in here and other threads makes as much sense to you as it does to me

Welcome back Jack.

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Tip of the day. When trying to name an actor on TV, don't mix their name up with an actor who does gay film.

"Do ou believe in love after love..."

Gotta love our hero Cher, mozoltov!

@Jav yes I was, this time for vulgarity lol

@Ludwig thank you and it's good to be back

Vulgarity? *wags finger* Lucy you gots some 'spainin to do!

I hope your date went well though. I'd ask for the dirty details but I don't want you banned again, so keep it PG.

Don't generally watch Strictly. But nomnom Pasha!

^Hahaha you beat me to it. I was going to say the same. He certainly does look extra foxy this week.

And added bonus of John from the Bake Off in the audience.

Lisa was fun

Oh. My. Word. Louis! *dribble*

Hmmm, I'm not a fan of Louis... I think it's the hair, beard and tattoo... it's so off putting...

yeah I'm not a fan of the hair either (and I try and ignore the tatts). I quite like the pencil goatee though.

Really? I just like facial hair in general I don't think.

Someone is having a very loud, beat-y, drum 'n base-y party nearby! I now know how our neighbours left last week. But at least we had better music and I don't believe we were as loud at all!

Well that was a DUD :sleep:

Was Strictly good today fellas?

^Not a bad show. Few good dances and still plenty of totty to see.

I missed that for a tw*t, great!

Who are your favourites Ludwig (and Jav if you're there)

I'm guessing you're referring to your date? Doesn't sound like it went well.


Artem and Pasha. (and Robin! )

Contestants wise, has to be Louis and Lisa. The rest are a ok but not great.

Well I'm biased and liked Kimberly.

What went wrong Jack? And what's everyone up to? I've got my scrapbook out and finally making my London pages.

Ludwig you're such a pervert

He was not only the polar opposite of me (music wise etc) but he was also bitchy, up himself and mememe, I mean honestly you'd mention jam and he'd end up telling you a 20 minute story about something out there that happened to him and there happened to be a jam jar involved

He likes Nicki Minaj FFS

The one thing I did like about him was his style, it takes a brave man to wear red jegings with a hello kitty t shirt and ugg boots