I've made lovely pumpkin pies with Sainsburys crusts. How did you manage to split it? 
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Originally Posted by Saturn:
“I've made lovely pumpkin pies with Sainsburys crusts. How did you manage to split it?”
“I've made lovely pumpkin pies with Sainsburys crusts. How did you manage to split it?
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The darn thing just collapsed, I'm so annoyed because it means I've wasted alot of cheese and eggs.
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“The darn thing just collapsed, I'm so annoyed because it means I've wasted alot of cheese and eggs.”
“The darn thing just collapsed, I'm so annoyed because it means I've wasted alot of cheese and eggs.
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How did collapse if it's in a tin? Did you take it out before it set?
Originally Posted by Saturn:
“How did collapse if it's in a tin? Did you take it out before it set?”
“How did collapse if it's in a tin? Did you take it out before it set?”
I thought you had to take it out of it's tin before putting it into the oven and so I did, that must be the problem. It didn't come with any cooking instructions so I didn't know!
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“I thought you had to take it out of it's tin before putting it into the oven and so I did, that must be the problem. It didn't come with any cooking instructions so I didn't know!”
“I thought you had to take it out of it's tin before putting it into the oven and so I did, that must be the problem. It didn't come with any cooking instructions so I didn't know!
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Aaah I see. Are the contents all over the oven floor now?
Originally Posted by Saturn:
“Aaah I see. Are the contents all over the oven floor now?”
“Aaah I see. Are the contents all over the oven floor now?”
Didn't even make it to the oven unfortunately, decorated the worktop a treat however.
Just got back from work and having my weekly bowl of ratatouille.
I had a lovely chinese meal tonight courtesy of the hubster - he's even sat through loads of Eurovision songs whilst we were in the car this morning cos I was allowed to play whatever I wanted on my ipod for once!
He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?
And it was the perfect birthday weather, cold and rainy! My Lupus means that I'm photosensitive, so hot and sunny is a nightmare!
He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?
And it was the perfect birthday weather, cold and rainy! My Lupus means that I'm photosensitive, so hot and sunny is a nightmare!
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“Didn't even make it to the oven unfortunately, decorated the worktop a treat however.
Just got back from work and having my weekly bowl of ratatouille.”
“Didn't even make it to the oven unfortunately, decorated the worktop a treat however.
Just got back from work and having my weekly bowl of ratatouille.
”
I just ate about half a packet of Jacobs cream crackers with Boursin cheese. Delightful
I'm getting too fat tho and I'm getting married in about 2 months
Diet starts Monday!
Originally Posted by BBAnne:
“I had a lovely chinese meal tonight courtesy of the hubster - he's even sat through loads of Eurovision songs whilst we were in the car this morning cos I was allowed to play whatever I wanted on my ipod for once!
He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?
And it was the perfect birthday weather, cold and rainy! My Lupus means that I'm photosensitive, so hot and sunny is a nightmare!”
“I had a lovely chinese meal tonight courtesy of the hubster - he's even sat through loads of Eurovision songs whilst we were in the car this morning cos I was allowed to play whatever I wanted on my ipod for once!
He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?
And it was the perfect birthday weather, cold and rainy! My Lupus means that I'm photosensitive, so hot and sunny is a nightmare!”
What did you have?
I do love prawn toast followed by crispy shredded beef with noodles. Yum yum
I occasionally like to treat myself to lemon chicken, crispy seaweed and chips with sweet and sour sauce.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.
Chinese Chicken and Sweetcorn Soup is the way forward! I could practically drink a gallon of the stuff in one go if I could!
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“I occasionally like to treat myself to lemon chicken, crispy seaweed and chips with sweet and sour sauce.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.”
“I occasionally like to treat myself to lemon chicken, crispy seaweed and chips with sweet and sour sauce.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.”
I had lemon chicken and chips at the pub last night. Was delicious. Left the peas obviously, I'm Scottish
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“I just ate about half a packet of Jacobs cream crackers with Boursin cheese. Delightful
I'm getting too fat tho and I'm getting married in about 2 months
Diet starts Monday!”
“I just ate about half a packet of Jacobs cream crackers with Boursin cheese. Delightful
I'm getting too fat tho and I'm getting married in about 2 months
Diet starts Monday!”
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“What did you have?
I do love prawn toast followed by crispy shredded beef with noodles. Yum yum”
“What did you have?
I do love prawn toast followed by crispy shredded beef with noodles. Yum yum”
2 months??! I take it my invite has been lost in the post?
And tell me you're not having your hen night on May 26th, please!
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“I occasionally like to treat myself to lemon chicken, crispy seaweed and chips with sweet and sour sauce.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.”
“I occasionally like to treat myself to lemon chicken, crispy seaweed and chips with sweet and sour sauce.
FM Fun fact: Lemon chicken is my favourite food of all time.”
I love lemon chicken but hubster doesn't .... we had chilli salt ribs, singapore noodles, sweet and sour chicken and a bit of rice - nothing too special - Little Anzej will only eat fried rice anyways
Originally Posted by BBAnne:
“2 months??! I take it my invite has been lost in the post? And tell me you're not having your hen night on May 26th, please!
I love lemon chicken but hubster doesn't .... we had chilli salt ribs, singapore noodles, sweet and sour chicken and a bit of rice - nothing too special - Little Anzej will only eat fried rice anyways”
“2 months??! I take it my invite has been lost in the post?
And tell me you're not having your hen night on May 26th, please!I love lemon chicken but hubster doesn't .... we had chilli salt ribs, singapore noodles, sweet and sour chicken and a bit of rice - nothing too special - Little Anzej will only eat fried rice anyways”
Trust me, I'd rather you lot were their than most people coming!
I'm over working in Poland and Ukraine for the Euros so my mates are coming over afterwards for a few days of cheap booze and women
She who is due at the end of June is not best pleased but what can you do?Speaking of kids eating habits, I was round at my sisters when we had the good weather a few weeks ago for a BBQ. Her 5 year old had been moaning for weeks to have one then all he wanted was mashed potato
Originally Posted by BBAnne:
“He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?”
“He loves Eurovision - but only during Eurovision week, other than that he's very dismissive of it, weird or what?”
I'm having similar issues with someone at the moment. It's so irritating!
Anyone else see lesbian drama Lip Service on BBC3 tonight? I'm so glad it's back. And it had a Eurovision connection! One of the girls from City Chix popped up as a lesbian.
Originally Posted by marrakech:
“I'm having similar issues with someone at the moment. It's so irritating!
Anyone else see lesbian drama Lip Service on BBC3 tonight? I'm so glad it's back. And it had a Eurovision connection! One of the girls from City Chix popped up as a lesbian.”
“I'm having similar issues with someone at the moment. It's so irritating!
Anyone else see lesbian drama Lip Service on BBC3 tonight? I'm so glad it's back. And it had a Eurovision connection! One of the girls from City Chix popped up as a lesbian.”
Was that the show with Billie Piper in it?
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“Was that the show with Billie Piper in it?”
“Was that the show with Billie Piper in it?”
No. I think you're thinking of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?
Lip Service is set in Glasgow. It's amazing!
Originally Posted by marrakech:
“No. I think you're thinking of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?
Lip Service is set in Glasgow. It's amazing!”
“No. I think you're thinking of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?
Lip Service is set in Glasgow. It's amazing!”
Anything kinky?
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“Anything kinky?”
“Anything kinky?”
Um, I actually can't remember. Is that weird? My mind wanders when presented with lesbian sex.... :yawn:
Series 1 was proper kinky though!
Originally Posted by marrakech:
“Um, I actually can't remember. Is that weird? My mind wanders when presented with lesbian sex.... :yawn:
Series 1 was proper kinky though!”
“Um, I actually can't remember. Is that weird? My mind wanders when presented with lesbian sex.... :yawn:
Series 1 was proper kinky though!”
It's never done anything for me either!
I'll need to check it out.
Oh and City Chix really should have represented us in 06. It was great
Day 2 of having the house to myself and nearly burn the place down, forgot about food in oven burnt to a crisp.
Just before that I sent a massive text to my friend bitching, swearing ect and then realised I sent it to my mam. Not been the best of nights haha
Just before that I sent a massive text to my friend bitching, swearing ect and then realised I sent it to my mam
. Not been the best of nights haha
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“It's never done anything for me either!
I'll need to check it out.
Oh and City Chix really should have represented us in 06. It was great”
“It's never done anything for me either!
I'll need to check it out.
Oh and City Chix really should have represented us in 06. It was great”
It makes Glasgow look great.
Yeah, I agree with that. I remember diaspora voting for them back in 2006!
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Day 2 of having the house to myself and nearly burn the place down, forgot about food in oven burnt to a crisp.
Just before that I sent a massive text to my friend bitching, swearing ect and then realised I sent it to my mam. Not been the best of nights haha”
“Day 2 of having the house to myself and nearly burn the place down, forgot about food in oven burnt to a crisp.
Just before that I sent a massive text to my friend bitching, swearing ect and then realised I sent it to my mam
. Not been the best of nights haha”
At least it wasn't to the person you were bitching about!
I once sent the following message to a girl I was seeing. Was meant to be to my mate.
" I said to her I was going to a family function when really I just couldn't be bothered going to see her"
There's nothing worse than sending a message to the wrong person and realising as soon as its gone. Even tho you know you can't stop it, you still try!!
Head to the chippy before it shuts
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“At least it wasn't to the person you were bitching about!
I once sent the following message to a girl I was seeing. Was meant to be to my mate.
" I said to her I was going to a family function when really I just couldn't be bothered going to see her"
There's nothing worse than sending a message to the wrong person and realising as soon as its gone. Even tho you know you can't stop it, you still try!!
Head to the chippy before it shuts”
“At least it wasn't to the person you were bitching about!
I once sent the following message to a girl I was seeing. Was meant to be to my mate.
" I said to her I was going to a family function when really I just couldn't be bothered going to see her"
There's nothing worse than sending a message to the wrong person and realising as soon as its gone. Even tho you know you can't stop it, you still try!!
Head to the chippy before it shuts”
Its horrible, I have done that once. Sent message saying '***** is a fat lazy biatch' but sent it to the person I was talking about
. I bluffed my way out of it by saying I was just winding them up and wanted to see there reaction. As if anyone would believe that. I guess its karma at its best I ended up just having more chips, chicken wings were completely black lol
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Its horrible, I have done that once. Sent message saying '***** is a fat lazy biatch' but sent it to the person I was talking about. I bluffed my way out of it by saying I was just winding them up and wanted to see there reaction. As if anyone would believe that. I guess its karma at its best
I ended up just having more chips, chicken wings were completely black lol”
“Its horrible, I have done that once. Sent message saying '***** is a fat lazy biatch' but sent it to the person I was talking about
. I bluffed my way out of it by saying I was just winding them up and wanted to see there reaction. As if anyone would believe that. I guess its karma at its best I ended up just having more chips, chicken wings were completely black lol”
Quite harsh for a wind up
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