Originally Posted by Saturn:
“They should have put all the singers in the same semi. It's a joke pretending it's a variety show when it's not.
I don't like the SS on the basis that if they cannot perform the act on the stage they shouldn't be allowed to compete. How are they going to set that up if they end up on the Royal Variety?”
They could put Brenda and the Bubble, and Chuck and the Duchess of Dobbin if they are there, on a charabang dahn the Old East End to the Olympic Paddling Pool I suppose, but would probably have a live ob hook-up to a giant bird bath outside on Shaftsbury Avenue.
Not a fan of Cowell's Got an Ego, the idea of a programme with him, Ant and Dec all in the same area is an emetic more powerful than a glass of salt water. Where are all these terrorists when you need them?