Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“You bitch!”
“You bitch!”
You can't insult the landlady!
I'm not up to much this weekend but in 2 weeks time I'm off to Bournemouth for fun and frolics.
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You can't insult the landlady!
I'm not up to much this weekend but in 2 weeks time I'm off to Bournemouth for fun and frolics.
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“My rude mind just read the first part and struck me with shock hahaha.
Whats everyone up to this weekend? My weekends keep getting eaten up by work 6pm til midnight tomorrow then 2pm til 6pm Sunday
. Bring on September when its back to being a lazy arsed student at weekends 
”
“My rude mind just read the first part and struck me with shock hahaha.
Whats everyone up to this weekend? My weekends keep getting eaten up by work 6pm til midnight tomorrow then 2pm til 6pm Sunday
. Bring on September when its back to being a lazy arsed student at weekends ”
Working all weekend. Ugh. On the bright side, I chose the right time period to prove I'm not an alcoholic!
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“My rude mind just read the first part and struck me with shock hahaha.
Whats everyone up to this weekend? My weekends keep getting eaten up by work 6pm til midnight tomorrow then 2pm til 6pm Sunday. Bring on September when its back to being a lazy arsed student at weekends ”
“My rude mind just read the first part and struck me with shock hahaha.
Whats everyone up to this weekend? My weekends keep getting eaten up by work 6pm til midnight tomorrow then 2pm til 6pm Sunday
. Bring on September when its back to being a lazy arsed student at weekends ”
Got the inlaws over tomorrow so There will be no drinking for me as I'll say something I regret
Originally Posted by BBAnne:
“Work for me this weekend too Maddy, 2-midnight tomorrow, then a couple of 5pm-3ams and a couple of night shifts - the torch is coming through Norfolk Wednesday so it's high octane stuff
Bring on middle of August when I get 3 weeks off work....bliss”
“Work for me this weekend too Maddy, 2-midnight tomorrow, then a couple of 5pm-3ams and a couple of night shifts - the torch is coming through Norfolk Wednesday so it's high octane stuff
Bring on middle of August when I get 3 weeks off work....bliss”
Oh long shifts
. Hate working from about this time of the year, kids always seem to be off school. Screaming and making mess. Hopefully after uni I can get a nice little 9-5 job, learn to drive, get my own flat and most importantly have weekends off. Don't even want anything extravagant Ohhh so jealous, saying that uni doesn't start up till start October so I get a few weeks off in September already looking forward to it
Originally Posted by sbrum1984:
“Working all weekend. Ugh On the bright side, I chose the right time period to prove I'm not an alcoholic!”
“Working all weekend. Ugh On the bright side, I chose the right time period to prove I'm not an alcoholic!”
You're still thinking about alcohol though I bet
. All my friends are going out this weekend and I am missing it, hate missing out on nights out haha
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“Got the inlaws over tomorrow so There will be no drinking for me as I'll say something I regret”
“Got the inlaws over tomorrow so There will be no drinking for me as I'll say something I regret”
oh no I vote for you to get drunk, would be a lovely read on the Sunday
Does anyone follow UberFacts on twitter
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“You're still thinking about alcohol though I bet. All my friends are going out this weekend and I am missing it, hate missing out on nights out haha”
“You're still thinking about alcohol though I bet
. All my friends are going out this weekend and I am missing it, hate missing out on nights out haha”
Haven't had a proper night out since...January, I think. I prefer boozy nights in these days.
But no, not thinking about alcohol, actually
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Does anyone follow UberFacts on twitter
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
”
“Does anyone follow UberFacts on twitter
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
”
I don't follow that Twitter account but the masturbation one did appear as a retweet for me. In this day and age when it seems that everything gives you cancer, nice that there's still something risk free!
Adversely, if the man keeps his socks on, there's very little chance the woman will cum.
Make sure they're laughing with you, not at you.
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Does anyone follow UberFacts on twitter
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
”
“Does anyone follow UberFacts on twitter
https://twitter.com/UberFacts
Some post mid-night XXX rated facts from them, close your eyes kids
The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer.
During sex, women are more likely to orgasm if they are wearing socks.
People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to be interested in having sex with you.
”
That's good. I'm not shit in bed. It's her fault for taking her socks off
Originally Posted by sbrum1984:
“Haven't had a proper night out since...January, I think. I prefer boozy nights in these days.
But no, not thinking about alcohol, actually
I don't follow that Twitter account but the masturbation one did appear as a retweet for me. In this day and age when it seems that everything gives you cancer, nice that there's still something risk free!
Adversely, if the man keeps his socks on, there's very little chance the woman will cum.
Make sure they're laughing with you, not at you.”
“Haven't had a proper night out since...January, I think. I prefer boozy nights in these days.
But no, not thinking about alcohol, actually
I don't follow that Twitter account but the masturbation one did appear as a retweet for me. In this day and age when it seems that everything gives you cancer, nice that there's still something risk free!
Adversely, if the man keeps his socks on, there's very little chance the woman will cum.
Make sure they're laughing with you, not at you.”
Oh just me then
hahaHAHA I don't think I could keep my socks on, I get hot even in the winter just sleeping with socks on
Originally Posted by big bro geek:
“That's good. I'm not shit in bed. It's her fault for taking her socks off”
“That's good. I'm not shit in bed. It's her fault for taking her socks off”
You know to tell her to keep her socks on next time, you never know it might make her want another baby soon
Originally Posted by Gunner95:
“1-6 tomorrow and 9-5 Sunday. Kill me now”
“1-6 tomorrow and 9-5 Sunday. Kill me now
”
Depressing
. Least you get a lie in tomorrow
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“
You know to tell her to keep her socks on next time, you never know it might make her want another baby soon”
“
You know to tell her to keep her socks on next time, you never know it might make her want another baby soon
”
She'll be wearing 5 pairs!!
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Oh just me then haha
HAHA I don't think I could keep my socks on, I get hot even in the winter just sleeping with socks on”
“Oh just me then
hahaHAHA I don't think I could keep my socks on, I get hot even in the winter just sleeping with socks on
”
Maybe a little bit! Only when people mention it though and I feel like I'm missing out.
As much as I love funky socks (I typo'd a mixture of those two words originally!) I love being barefoot more.
No matter how cold it is, socks in bed are a no no!
Got some Facebook perv trying to arrange a date with me, I finally gave him my address and a phone number.
Only the address I gave him was made up and the number was for a kebab shop.
Only the address I gave him was made up and the number was for a kebab shop.
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“Got some Facebook perv trying to arrange a date with me, I finally gave him my address and a phone number.
Only the address I gave him was made up and the number was for a kebab shop.”
“Got some Facebook perv trying to arrange a date with me, I finally gave him my address and a phone number.
Only the address I gave him was made up and the number was for a kebab shop.
”
Oh well least he will get a kebab....not the sort he was hoping for though
Originally Posted by NightFox_Dancer:
“What's up?”
“What's up?”
Guy attempted to ruin my career, and the local takeaway ballsed up my order
Originally Posted by BigBmad:
“Oh well least he will get a kebab....not the sort he was hoping for though”
“Oh well least he will get a kebab....not the sort he was hoping for though
”
Grim!
Originally Posted by Gunner95:
“Guy attempted to ruin my career, and the local takeaway ballsed up my order”
“Guy attempted to ruin my career, and the local takeaway ballsed up my order”
Heh, it's a hard life isn't it.
I actually think I' have nervous exhaustion.
Moving into my new house at uni and one girl is now threatening to leave because she found a stain on her wall. Was she expecting the Sheffield branch of the Ritz?
Crazy fool.
Moving into my new house at uni and one girl is now threatening to leave because she found a stain on her wall. Was she expecting the Sheffield branch of the Ritz?
Crazy fool.
Had my eyebrows threaded today, it's hell.
It feels like they're tearing off the skin and you're not allowed to scream either you just have to lay there if your eyes bawling with water, it's only about a 4-5 minute procedure but it feels like it goes on for much longer.
It feels like they're tearing off the skin and you're not allowed to scream either you just have to lay there if your eyes bawling with water, it's only about a 4-5 minute procedure but it feels like it goes on for much longer.
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