I totally agree, she's got a bit of Makosi in her!

Lets hope she doesn't claim shes had sex with anyone in the jacuzzi and say shes pregnant

This BB sounds quite fun if i'm honest. The one before on Channel 5 just seemed like a long version of that towie shit. Too late for me to get into now though

I've finally cracked and had a minor breakdown

We're here for you

We'll help you out!

I love this Autrian woman tennis player at the moment. Her breast surely must put her off

Why, has she only got one?

While we're into personal shit, my perfect woman lives across the Atlantic

Haha I meant her breasts, but I'm not sure what the end meant They were bloomin fantastic tho. Sad she's gone

There's a mouse on the loose in my house at the minute. My vegetarian principles tell me to love and rescue it from almost certain death, but my abject fear of anything small, furry and with teeth is telling me to lure it with supermarket own brand cheese into a monstrous trap.

Our cat always brings in mice. not dead just to play with.

They are harmless little things and I usually just pick them up and I'm a wimp.

You could lure it under a bowl or something like that with cheese then it will be easy to set free, or call a manly neighbour

I have the worst tooth ache ever. Went to the dentist on MON (for the 5th time in 2 months; loads of bad stuff in there, but it's been OK until know), and being there was OK, even MON evening was good, though some pain could be felt.
Then yesterday it got gradually worse and worse, and I hardly slept last night

It does feel better now, though. Not so painful. Just very "swollen". And not sure if it is supposed to be like this (I guess it is), or if something went "wrong". Hmm...

There is nothing worse than toothache. I feel for you

It's thankfully dead now.

I have a phobia of Squirrels and these are just too similar. There was no way I was letting a cat loose on it, though- there's a reason nobody has a Beware Of The Cat sign and that's because they're not worth mentioning.

Childbirth!

Piece of cake! Women are such drama queens

You've obviously never had sea sickness.

Elizabeth Shaw coped remarkably well in Prometheus...

I have to say Toothache is second only to motion sickness in my list of "Things My Body Does That Makes Me Sad"

Tennis is rather exciting

Eyebrow threading!

Me and my Mum went to Lakeside IKEA today, never been before and it was amazing, it's so cute how all the items are listed in both English and Swedish. Gave my bedroom a bit of a makeover.

Did you have anything from the IKEA Cafe? It's amazing.

Just found I passed my first year of Uni with 1st overall so I'm thrilled- and I'm even more delighted to find that one of my lecturers was once a contestant on game show Only Connect! Best day ever.

I got my results for my second year today. I'm on a 69. If this was next year I think I'd cry.

Yes I went to the cafeteria and had Swedish meatballs with mash and gravy with ligonberry jam. It was absolutely delicious.

Very well done on your degree BTW.

rce
Hopefully your missus gets to read your posts, let me know how that goes for you....

Finished work at 0130 - was up at 0530 to take LA to see the Olympic flame. Feel so rough now....thank goodness for rest days, and for the chuffing torch leaving Norfolk so that we can go back to being a sleepy backwater

Toothache much better today. One of the best feelings I had for a long time when the pain went away...