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Old 01-04-2012, 23:04   #1
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Fortunately Unfortunately
Hello all, I presume you all know the game Fortunately Unfortunately? If not it's quite simple, a poster posts something fortunate that happens, then the next something unfortunate that happened. You start the sentence with either "Fortunately" or "Unfortunately" The first post (me) just gives a statement, but then the for/unfor rota starts with the next poster

Brian was sitting on a bench
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Old 01-04-2012, 23:23   #2
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Fortunately it was pretty comfortable.
Unfortunately Brian did not see the 'Wet Paint' sign!
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Old 02-04-2012, 00:04   #3
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fortunately, it was washing day at Brian's house
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Old 02-04-2012, 00:14   #4
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unfortuately, brian's washing machine had broken down!
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Old 02-04-2012, 14:15   #5
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Fortunately, Jesus decided to wash Brians clothes.
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Old 02-04-2012, 15:34   #6
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Unfortunately, Jesus was allergic to the washing powder!!
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Old 02-04-2012, 16:02   #7
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Fortunately, there was a laundrette round the corner
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Old 02-04-2012, 16:09   #8
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Unfortunately inside the laundrette was a pyschopath, and Brian was killed before he could wash his clothes.
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Old 02-04-2012, 16:14   #9
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Fortunately, a policeman was walking past at this very moment and heard the commotion
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Old 02-04-2012, 17:03   #10
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Unfortunately he was knocked down by a passing fuel tanker.
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Old 02-04-2012, 18:16   #11
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Unfortunately he was knocked down by a passing fuel tanker.
fortunately the policeman escaped with cuts and bruises but had retrograde amnesia so couldnt remember where he was going before he was knocked down..
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Old 02-04-2012, 18:33   #12
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Unfortunately he died anyway, which meant that Brian was indeed killed.
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Old 02-04-2012, 18:44   #13
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Unfortunately he died anyway, which meant that Brian was indeed killed.
fortunately someone else took a fancy to brian's clothes and after washing them, took them home..


am loving this thread, i really need to get out more
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Old 02-04-2012, 18:50   #14
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Unfortunately his house was made of paint, so the T Shirt got messy again.
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Old 02-04-2012, 19:17   #15
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Fortunately his neighbour had just come back from a fancy dress party and was able to lend him a gorilla costume.
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Old 02-04-2012, 20:02   #16
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Unfortunately it was a female suit and a very horny King Kong appeared at the end of the street!
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Old 02-04-2012, 20:32   #17
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Fortunately King Kong was bisexual and was distracted by the sight of Bigshorts bending over to tie his shoe-laces.
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Old 02-04-2012, 20:34   #18
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Unfortunately for Bigshorts, King Kong took him away to his lair
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Old 02-04-2012, 20:45   #19
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Fortunately, Biggy was wearing a gorillla proof chastity belt!
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Unfortunately Kong had the key!!!!!!!
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Old 02-04-2012, 21:02   #21
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Fortunately, a large pack of velociraptors came in and ate King Kong
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Old 02-04-2012, 21:10   #22
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Unfortunately they also ate Biggy's shorts
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Old 02-04-2012, 21:19   #23
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Fortunately they left the contents of the shorts on the side of the plate
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Old 02-04-2012, 21:26   #24
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Unfortunately the plate contents were scrapped into the waste disposal unit.
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Old 02-04-2012, 21:29   #25
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Fortunately a gigantic rotten pineapple jammed the motor of the waste disposal unit seconds before Biggy's most precious posession got turned into sausage meat
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