Pas

I thought she was a real lady,only positive and kind,
Then I met her in Bristol and found myself in a bind,
A party was happening,we were to meet up that night,
But I found her drinking and smoking, it gave me a fright.

Not so innocent our Pas,she likes to let go,
Shakes her booty on the dance floor,swaying to and fro,
She makes grown men do as she says,this is her turf
" Oi Alonestar come here,pose with a pic of our ferf ".

" Excuse me Mr Luke I need a pic of you smiling,
Do you just do plumbing or can you also do tiling ? ".
" Now when you smile I need to see teeth,
If I don't get this pic believe me i'll get grief ".

" Now everyone together all smile and say " Jat "
Caw all this work I am doing I should get a fee ".
What a wonderful job she did as we were all to drunk.
Imagine if she hadn't , goshy would have been in a funk.

So she is all that I thought but also so much more
I think it's safe to say " Pas we all J'Adore "
Your are our constant,our friend ,our go to girl.
Now put on your party frock and give us a twirl.

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Happy Birthday Pas xxx


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E&ob=av2e * Gags *

More like it Mama Pas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxEINSBsbeo

Happy birthday Pas!!!!!!!

Cool poem.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PASTY

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Tracey Pasty
Oh so nasty
Not really
But it rhymed nearly

Loves the JAT
and her...umm dogs...
she had a bird called tallulah
who turned out to be a boy
pas put him in a stew
nimzy told me so

she is lovely to ferf
she sent her some perfume
ferf was lovely back
she sent her some...umm nothing actually

happy birthday pasty
you're a bit older than harry
who you want to marry
or probably mother
you would look lovely together on an OK cover

There I was cwtched up to John in a nice comfy clean bed I was tossing and turning, I just knew there was something I had to do....HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAS.....

Official JAT Happy Birthday Video featuring somethings furry



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTpmGuLVoVA

(apologies to JATTERS who were too late)

Have a very happy birthday Tracey and enjoy every minute x

Haha

Genius !! Petes x 100

Lol, it's our own fault.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAS

HOPE YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY
AND PERHAPS EVEN GET A ROLL IN
THE HAY
YAY

happy birthday pas you rockfor you yay

Not a peep yet, she must be overcome with emotion.

Where is Pas ? Do we think she's getting a birthday rollin the hay

Popping in with the night crew:yawn: to send some birthday wishes.

Happy, happy Pas. Have a fab start to your birthday. xx

My photobucket pic didn't work,I had to edit my post and re do it

that is brilliant yay

have to go to bed but hope you enjoy your day pas, and as us old ladies say i swear down you is mint.

Night Charleen and Grassy

Happy Birthday Passssssssssssssssssssssss

I'm watching last night's Celebrity Apprentice,it's cray cray

It better be a quick one, she's supposed to do NOW tonight!

Passssssss - Happy Birthday my love

For you >>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34...daypenguin.jpg

Party Goer's >>

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34...JackPeanut.jpg

Hope you have a wonderful day!! xx

Err is that the right post you quoted

Perhaps Now has gone monthly.

hello stranger

No I meant to quote yours. Oops. I'm tired.