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Old 09-04-2012, 12:01
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While we've been feeding our neighbour's chickens and duck the cock has been attacking us. He's quite a big bird and pretty muscular. After the next attack, should we use the slow cooker for maximum tenderness or just an hour or so in the oven in a nice casserole? Any other recipe ideas to get our revenge?
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Old 09-04-2012, 16:53
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Coq au vin is the classic for a cock. I'm guessing you can do it in the slow cooker these days.
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Old 09-04-2012, 18:19
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How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.
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Old 09-04-2012, 18:57
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How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock..
Should I?
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Old 09-04-2012, 19:28
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How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.
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Old 10-04-2012, 00:03
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Be careful! If it gets too close you might have to beat it off.
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Old 10-04-2012, 00:53
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How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.
Thats all well n good, but what if it happens to spit at you ?
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Old 10-04-2012, 14:18
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Lol
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Old 10-04-2012, 14:54
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Thrust it into something without further delay.
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Old 10-04-2012, 15:40
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best thread title ever!!!
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Old 10-04-2012, 15:52
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How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.
Haha
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Old 10-04-2012, 15:58
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Lol
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Old 11-04-2012, 15:26
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best thread title ever!!!
When I first say it I thought it said "what to do with a vicious cook"

I had an answer prepared until I re-read it
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Old 11-04-2012, 15:29
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Cocks unfortunately do not like being skinned!!!




Just thought you may have to get the Rabbi to investigate.....
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Old 11-04-2012, 20:23
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Fnarr Fnarr!
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Old 11-04-2012, 20:35
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You could take ownership of the bird and get a pullet to keep it company. Maybe buy the neighbour a small donkey as a replacement. Then if you happen to be walking through her garden with one bird under each arm, and feel like showing affection to the donkey, you can ask her if she'd hold your cock and pullet while you stroke her ass.
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Old 11-04-2012, 23:22
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Phone the sex offenders helpline.
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:00
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You could take ownership of the bird and get a pullet to keep it company. Maybe buy the neighbour a small donkey as a replacement. Then if you happen to be walking through her garden with one bird under each arm, and feel like showing affection to the donkey, you can ask her if she'd hold your cock and pullet while you stroke her ass.
Excellent. Inspired by I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue?
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Old 12-04-2012, 15:42
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Such naughtiness people! Why not just slip something over it's head to quieten it down, then remove once the other birds have been seen to.
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Old 12-04-2012, 16:26
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It's funny because cock is slang for penis
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:07
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It's funny because cock is slang for penis
You don't say?
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:49
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It's funny because cock is slang for penis
Is it?

Never heard of that before.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:53
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It's funny because cock is slang for penis
This post is the funniest on the whole thread....


And the award for stating the bleeding obvious goes to.....
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Old 13-04-2012, 09:59
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It's funny because cock is slang for penis
You just have a dirty mind. Yours is the first post to make that connection. The whole thread is about cooking and animal husbandry
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