While we've been feeding our neighbour's chickens and duck the cock has been attacking us. He's quite a big bird and pretty muscular. After the next attack, should we use the slow cooker for maximum tenderness or just an hour or so in the oven in a nice casserole? Any other recipe ideas to get our revenge?
What to do with a vicious cock
How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.
Originally Posted by Flying Dagger:
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock..”
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock..”
Should I?
Originally Posted by Flying Dagger:
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
Originally Posted by Flying Dagger:
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
Thats all well n good, but what if it happens to spit at you ?
Originally Posted by Flying Dagger:
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
“How big is the cock? You need to be quite aggresive when handling a big cock. You need to grab the cock just under the head and squeeze the neck repeatedly until it dies. It will then go limp and you should be to handle it safely.”
Haha
Originally Posted by speedy_gonzales:
“best thread title ever!!!”
“best thread title ever!!!”
When I first say it I thought it said "what to do with a vicious cook"
I had an answer prepared until I re-read it
Cocks unfortunately do not like being skinned!!!
Just thought you may have to get the Rabbi to investigate.....
Just thought you may have to get the Rabbi to investigate.....
You could take ownership of the bird and get a pullet to keep it company. Maybe buy the neighbour a small donkey as a replacement. Then if you happen to be walking through her garden with one bird under each arm, and feel like showing affection to the donkey, you can ask her if she'd hold your cock and pullet while you stroke her ass.
Originally Posted by Butcher Bill:
“You could take ownership of the bird and get a pullet to keep it company. Maybe buy the neighbour a small donkey as a replacement. Then if you happen to be walking through her garden with one bird under each arm, and feel like showing affection to the donkey, you can ask her if she'd hold your cock and pullet while you stroke her ass.”
“You could take ownership of the bird and get a pullet to keep it company. Maybe buy the neighbour a small donkey as a replacement. Then if you happen to be walking through her garden with one bird under each arm, and feel like showing affection to the donkey, you can ask her if she'd hold your cock and pullet while you stroke her ass.”
Excellent. Inspired by I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue?
Such naughtiness people! 
Why not just slip something over it's head to quieten it down, then remove once the other birds have been seen to.
Why not just slip something over it's head to quieten it down, then remove once the other birds have been seen to.
Originally Posted by SteelEdge:
“It's funny because cock is slang for penis”
“It's funny because cock is slang for penis”
Is it?
Never heard of that before.
