[Glengavel]

David Bowie: "Time", from the Aladdin Sane album:

"Time - he flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor"

[grps3]

doo doodoo doo .....doo doo Cant touch this

[soran]

Down Under:

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Eduard Khil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

Trololololo
lalala

Oh-hahaha-ho
Haha-hehe-ho
Hohoho-he-ho
Hahahaha-ho

[QWERTYOP]

"The sink is full of fishes - she's got dirty dishes on the brain". Noel Gallagher himself has said this is just a load of meaningless twaddle.

[getty]

I used to love this song and video.
"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man"
"movin to the country, gonna eat me a lotta peaches."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvcohzJvviQ

[Smiley433]

I'mma go hard, hard to the core
Hard like ******** liquid swords
Harder than worldwide stadium tours
I am the future, delorian doors

I'm way out like NASA
I'm way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews,
I go hard, statues

"The Hardest Ever", by someone called William.

[SensesFail]

From the song 'Distance' by Andrew Jackon Jihad:

"I hate whiny ****ing songs like this,
But I can't afford a therapist,
Sorry guys, here's a solo..."

Followed by a guitar solo. This band ****ing rules.

[Alfie Elkins]

"Lemonde was a popular drink........and it still is" - Guru of GangStarr

his verse starts 1:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r12qrwJe8g

[CABLEDUDE]

Frank Zappa:

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower


Some of the funny highlights from Paul McCartney's lyrical stylings

I know I was a crazy fool for treating you like I did,
But something took a hold of me and I acted like a dustbin lid
-----
Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do ya sweet banana
You've never been done
Yes, like a rabbit, gonna grab it
Gonna do it 'til the night is done
-----
In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city
But the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty
It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante Mademoiselle Kitty
-----
I was walking down the street the other day
Who did I meet?
I met a friend of mine and he did say
Man I can smell your feet a mile away
-----

[Bagpipes]

"Give me another drink mister bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick your dick in a blender"

Bad News - Drink Till I Die

[marcina bolan]

Bump! this thread is too funny. I have nothing to contribute sadly

[Zac Quinn]

"Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"

and

"I got so many clothes I keep some at my Aunt's house"

Tinie Tempah - lyrical genius, multiple times over.

[Hound of Love]

"Can't complain, musn't grumble. Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble" ABC - That was then, but this is now

Just seen that it has already been posted

" Splishy sploshy, splishy sploshy, get that dirty shirty clean" Kate Bush - Mrs Bartalozzi

[glyn9799]

'I ain't just a piece of meat sitting in a delicatessen' is a classic Sugababes lyric

[bugpops]

Anything by Lawnmower Deth basically:-

Cobwoman of substance
Bring me a cheese scone,
Filled with yummy entrails,
Let me devour your ice cream buns.
With this cheese cob I'll save the nation,
Save my tummy from starvation.
Do you wanna thrash?
Cobwoman of Deth meets
Mr. Smellymop

[marcina bolan]

bump

[Hav_mor91]

Originally Posted by champion10

Spice Girls - wanna be

yo I tell what you want what you really really want
so tell me what you want what you really really want
I tell you what you want what you really really want
so tell what you want what you really really want
I wanna (ha) I wanna (ha) I wanna (ha)
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah

what the hell is a zigazig ah?

I'm lead to believe zigazig ah is in reference to what else but sex

And this line by nicki minaj

''dont let me die i young i just want you to father my young'' chat up lines on the decline there nicki

[Nelsonator15]

Originally Posted by Smiley433

I'mma go hard, hard to the core
Hard like ******** liquid swords
Harder than worldwide stadium tours
I am the future, delorian doors

I'm way out like NASA
I'm way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews,
I go hard, statues

"The Hardest Ever", by someone called William.

Don't forget Mick Jagger's verse. One of his lyrics is: "Hard like geometry and trigonometry." Aside from the fact that not everyone finds those hard (that's the smuggest thing I've said in a while ), why use those words? At first I thought he said "geology", and I thought 'OK, geology -> rocks -> hard, it works in a will.i.am kind-of way. But no, they couldn't even be slightly clever, they were just nothing. Still funny to listen to though.

[Makson]

Appleton's "Everything Eventually" is full of dodgy lyrics.

"I feel good, I feel fine. Had the flu last week buy now I'm alright"

"I listen to my Harry Potter on my cassette player audio"

[cnbcwatcher]

Originally Posted by Smiley433

I'mma go hard, hard to the core
Hard like ******** liquid swords
Harder than worldwide stadium tours
I am the future, delorian doors

I'm way out like NASA
I'm way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews,
I go hard, statues

"The Hardest Ever", by someone called William.

I love that song And it's by will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas.

[Hotelier]

Agadoo
"I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele"

I guess Ukelele was the nearest word that ryhmed

[Press_Esc]

Originally Posted by Hav_mor91

I'm lead to believe zigazig ah is in reference to what else but sex

And this line by nicki minaj

''dont let me die i young i just want you to father my young'' chat up lines on the decline there nicki

I always assumed it was about doing lines of coke

[Glengavel]

Originally Posted by Smiley433

I'mma go hard, hard to the core
Hard like ******** liquid swords
Harder than worldwide stadium tours
I am the future, delorian doors

I'm way out like NASA
I'm way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews,
I go hard, statues

"The Hardest Ever", by someone called William.

William McGonagall?

[Poison_Ivan]

Hey mr postman wheres the mail from my mailbox! Just think hmm about it! Sugababes Easy.

[Makson]

Originally Posted by Poison_Ivan

Hey mr postman wheres the mail from my mailbox! Just think hmm about it! Sugababes Easy.

From the same song we have Heidi singing "I got a landing strip clear for you at the airport"
No full bush for Heidi then, but she didn't need to broadcast it....below tacky