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Old 26-04-2012, 18:57   #76
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Old 26-04-2012, 20:21   #77
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William McGonagall?
Was DeLorean around at the time of William McGonagall?
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Old 26-04-2012, 20:32   #78
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bon jovi- someday i'll be saturday night


"my foster daddy went and took my innocence away"
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Old 26-04-2012, 21:26   #79
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'Steamin like a pot full of vegetables'

'You call me Daddy but you ain't my daughter'

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Old 27-04-2012, 00:02   #80
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Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again.
McArthur Park by Richard Harris.

Well you should see Polythene Pam, she's quite good looking but she looks like a man.
From the Beatles Abbey Road album.

You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo, what a thing to do.
Baby You're A Rich Man - The Beatles.
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Old 27-04-2012, 00:33   #81
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'I ain't just a piece of meat sitting in a delicatessen' is a classic Sugababes lyric
Which of their songs is that from?
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Old 27-04-2012, 08:06   #82
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Was DeLorean around at the time of William McGonagall?
Very prescient was old McGonagall...
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Old 28-05-2012, 22:59   #83
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Old 29-05-2012, 00:12   #84
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I think that Wonderland by Janelle Monae includes this:

Take her back to Wonderland
She thinks she left her underpants



Could just be my elderly ears though.
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Old 29-05-2012, 00:33   #85
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Which of their songs is that from?
Its a song on their 4th album "Taller in more ways" called "Joy division".
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Old 29-05-2012, 00:35   #86
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mines is alexandra burke - elephant

[Chorus]Ah, there's an elephant standing in the room Ah, though we're all alone It's not just me and you
You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it, Wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? (eh, eh, eh) You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? There's an elephant in the room

Whenever I heard this song makes me think of a "pink elephant" as to be related to a drink problem ... don't know if thats the point of the song but wondered that myself! lol
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Old 29-05-2012, 01:58   #87
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Katy Perry - Peacock
"I wanna see your Peacock cock cock your peacock cock cock" with heavy emphasis on cock
I bet she thought this was really clever

Lady Gaga - Pokerface
"Bluffin with my muffin"

Gudda Gudda (YM) - BedRock
"and i gotta her nig*a, grocery bag

Lil Wayne - Down
"and honestly im down like the economy"
Not the best line for a happy dance song to help people forget about their troubles

New Boyz - Backseat
"I heard you had a baby do you want a new boy in you" :eek

Tyler the Creator - Yonkers
"I'll crash that ****ing airplane that that that faggot n*gga B.o.Bs in and ill stab Bruno Mars in his ****ing goddamn asophogus and wont stop until the cops come in"

Chris Brown - Better With The Lights Off
The chorus goes "girl you look better with the lights off"
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Old 29-05-2012, 08:43   #88
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"The guys from Arlington House are marauding the streets, and convent girls are screwing every man that they meet, and the album you just bought will never get heard: Oh yeah, complete social breakdown has occurred.
And then you find yourself thinking about Egyptian Sue and the evil things that she used to do. And the night you almost did it after the wedding reception but you didn't have any contraception, and anyway, you couldn't get an erection.
Now, what the hell made you think of her? Could it be that old saying coming true? That: 'Nothing could survive a nuclear holocaust except cockroaches and Egyptian Sue?' But even Sue won't make it through. No, even Sue won't make it through this time.
It was around this time that the levels of hysteria around the Kentish Town Road caused a warping of the space/time continuum and I found myself face to face with a version of myself from 15 years earlier, when I'd lived in the area. "Greetings indie legend", said I. "**** off sad bell-end", came the reply. I wanted to warn him about the rough times ahead but for some reason he had his coat pulled over his head and wouldn't listen. I left him trying to extricate a punctured Spacehopper from under some rubble in a skip. "He'll find out soon enough", I thought."


"I know a woman
with a picture of Roger Moore
in a short toweling dressing gown
pinned to her bedroom wall
She married a man
who works on a building site
Now they make love beneath Roger
every friday night"

Both Jarvis Cocker lyrics (first one him solo, the 2nd Pulp). So many to choose from though.
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Old 29-05-2012, 09:04   #89
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The whole of Zodiac Mindwarp's 'Prime Mover' should nab it.
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Old 29-05-2012, 10:56   #90
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Its a song on their 4th album "Taller in more ways" called "Joy division".
I've never heard that song. I must check it out.
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Old 29-05-2012, 11:05   #91
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The Blades of Glory excerpt in Jay Z & Kanye's Ni**as In Paris gets me every time - i think its why i love that song!

'I don't even know what that means!'
'No one knows what it means, its provocative...it gets the people going!'
'No it's not...it's gross!'

lolololololololol!
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Old 29-05-2012, 11:32   #92
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I've never heard that song. I must check it out.
It's a great track from a great album, but that lyric just makes me cringe!
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Old 29-05-2012, 14:37   #93
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Old 01-06-2012, 16:50   #94
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Mclusky - To Hell With Good Intentions
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Old 01-06-2012, 20:13   #95
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'pink elephants and lemonade' madonna , dear jessie
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Old 26-07-2012, 19:43   #96
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Old 27-07-2012, 00:25   #97
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Basically all of desree - Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care
I vaguely remember this song was voted once in a poll as having the worst lyrics.
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Old 27-07-2012, 00:50   #98
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Taio Cruz - Troublemaker: "Your ass from the side looks just like a coke bottle"

Taio Cruz - There She Goes: "There she goes looking like a star, with her body shaped like a rock guitar"

Oh dear, it almost feels like this guys music is beginning to delve into self-parody mode
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Old 27-07-2012, 02:20   #99
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listen up coconut man moon head
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Old 27-07-2012, 02:56   #100
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listen up coconut man moon head
That's just referring to the production team behind the song. Jesus, if you haven't figured that out by now....
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