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bon jovi- someday i'll be saturday night
"my foster daddy went and took my innocence away" |
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'Steamin like a pot full of vegetables'
'You call me Daddy but you ain't my daughter'
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Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again.
McArthur Park by Richard Harris. Well you should see Polythene Pam, she's quite good looking but she looks like a man. From the Beatles Abbey Road album. You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo, what a thing to do. Baby You're A Rich Man - The Beatles. |
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I think that Wonderland by Janelle Monae includes this:
Take her back to Wonderland She thinks she left her underpants ![]() ![]() Could just be my elderly ears though. |
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mines is alexandra burke - elephant
[Chorus]Ah, there's an elephant standing in the room Ah, though we're all alone It's not just me and you You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it, Wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? (eh, eh, eh) You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? There's an elephant in the room Whenever I heard this song makes me think of a "pink elephant" as to be related to a drink problem ... don't know if thats the point of the song but wondered that myself! lol |
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Katy Perry - Peacock
"I wanna see your Peacock cock cock your peacock cock cock" with heavy emphasis on cock I bet she thought this was really clever Lady Gaga - Pokerface "Bluffin with my muffin" Gudda Gudda (YM) - BedRock "and i gotta her nig*a, grocery bag Lil Wayne - Down "and honestly im down like the economy" Not the best line for a happy dance song to help people forget about their troubles New Boyz - Backseat "I heard you had a baby do you want a new boy in you" :eek Tyler the Creator - Yonkers "I'll crash that ****ing airplane that that that faggot n*gga B.o.Bs in and ill stab Bruno Mars in his ****ing goddamn asophogus and wont stop until the cops come in" Chris Brown - Better With The Lights Off The chorus goes "girl you look better with the lights off"
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"The guys from Arlington House are marauding the streets, and convent girls are screwing every man that they meet, and the album you just bought will never get heard: Oh yeah, complete social breakdown has occurred.
And then you find yourself thinking about Egyptian Sue and the evil things that she used to do. And the night you almost did it after the wedding reception but you didn't have any contraception, and anyway, you couldn't get an erection. Now, what the hell made you think of her? Could it be that old saying coming true? That: 'Nothing could survive a nuclear holocaust except cockroaches and Egyptian Sue?' But even Sue won't make it through. No, even Sue won't make it through this time. It was around this time that the levels of hysteria around the Kentish Town Road caused a warping of the space/time continuum and I found myself face to face with a version of myself from 15 years earlier, when I'd lived in the area. "Greetings indie legend", said I. "**** off sad bell-end", came the reply. I wanted to warn him about the rough times ahead but for some reason he had his coat pulled over his head and wouldn't listen. I left him trying to extricate a punctured Spacehopper from under some rubble in a skip. "He'll find out soon enough", I thought." "I know a woman with a picture of Roger Moore in a short toweling dressing gown pinned to her bedroom wall She married a man who works on a building site Now they make love beneath Roger every friday night" Both Jarvis Cocker lyrics (first one him solo, the 2nd Pulp). So many to choose from though. |
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The whole of Zodiac Mindwarp's 'Prime Mover' should nab it.
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The Blades of Glory excerpt in Jay Z & Kanye's Ni**as In Paris gets me every time - i think its why i love that song!
'I don't even know what that means!' 'No one knows what it means, its provocative...it gets the people going!' 'No it's not...it's gross!' lolololololololol! |
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'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?". Firework- Katy Perry
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"We take more drugs than a touring funk band."
Mclusky - To Hell With Good Intentions |
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'pink elephants and lemonade' madonna , dear jessie
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Taio Cruz - Troublemaker: "Your ass from the side looks just like a coke bottle"
Taio Cruz - There She Goes: "There she goes looking like a star, with her body shaped like a rock guitar" Oh dear, it almost feels like this guys music is beginning to delve into self-parody mode |
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listen up coconut man moon head
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