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4 pages and no-ones mentioned Midnight At The Oasis.
Midnight at the oasis Send your camel to bed Got shadows painting our faces Traces of romance in our heads Heaven's holding a half moon Shining just for us Let's slip off to a sand dune real soon Kick up a little dust Come on the cactus is our friend He'll point out the way Come on 'till the evening ends 'till the evening ends You don't have to answer There's no need to speak I'll be your belly dancer Prancer and you can be my sheik I know your daddy's a sultan A nomad known to all With fifty girls to attend him They all send him Jump at his beck and call But you won't need no harem honey When I am by your side And you won't need no camel No no when I take you for a ride Come on the cactus is our friend He'll point out the way Come on 'till the evening ends 'till the evening ends Midnight at the oasis Send your camel to bed Got shadows painting our faces Traces of romance in our heads |
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`Move Like Jagger` Maroon 5; who wants to `move like jagger`? And didn`t Keisha have some line about Jagger in `Tick Tock`? Okay I`m a man but sexiness and Mick Jagger at 180 or whatever is NOT sexy attracitve or lithe!
Forgotten some classics--`This is as serious as cancer/rythym is a dancer` Duran Duran--`you`re about as easy as a nuclear war` on Is There Something I Should Know?` The whole of David Bowie`s `Life on Mars` |
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen. Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside, Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!" |
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I don't think it's obvious. Dr Luke and Claude Kelly were given the nicknames by Jessie J so they're not names you'd know them by. I always thought it was just odd!
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Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches - Peaches - Stranglers
(of course it is rude but peaches grow on trees) ![]() Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. The rest of the lyrics are odd too The Calendar Song - the lyrics are just months of the year |
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Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
You could have a steam train If you'd just lay down your tracks You could have an aeroplane flying If you bring your blue sky back All you do is call me I'll be anything you need You could have a big dipper Going up and down, all around the bends You could have a bumper car, bumping This amusement never ends I want to be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name Oh let me be your sledgehammer This will be my testimony Show me round your fruitcage 'cos I will be your honey bee Open up your fruitcage Where the fruit is as sweet as can be |
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"I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop shoot (cornhole)" - Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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) I reckon they probably would want to start again tbh.So the gauntlet has been thrown down: why do people think this is a bad lyric? Quite frankly I'm intrigued. ![]() ETA: Well it could be a 'strange' lyric but it's no stranger than a lot of metaphors are. So what?
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those arent actual lyrics to the song. it's just like how in gagas earlier stuff when she worked with redone she would always say redone in the beginning or how akon always says knovict or the dream says radiokilla. they arent lyrics, just advertisement
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The truly dreadful 'Don't Pass Me By' from the White Album. Mind you, Ringo wrote it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzRzyho5h7Q I'd day enjoy, but...ugh. |
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CBA to read every post but here's my contribution from Avenue D, hopefully it hasn't already been posted:
2D2F (Too Drunk to F**k): way to go sh**head, you did it again now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen talked a lot of s**t, acted like a pimp but I come home with you and what? it's limp? drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona what good is it if you can't pop a boner? I don't care if you can't come but it better be hard until I'm done |
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) I reckon they probably would want to start again tbh.
The truly dreadful 'Don't Pass Me By' from the White Album. Mind you, Ringo wrote it....