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LUKEY'S GOT PROPER BROODY.
Bleedin hell I've had a right weird week. My BFF's has just had a baby and so has Lukey's best mucker - now Lukey's gone all broody on me. He keeps texting to say how cute babies are, and how amazing there little hands are. He's turned into an hormonal girl!
I reminded him that we've got our pooch Roxy, she's the only babay were having together any time soon - she sleeps through the nightn and hasn't ruined my lady bits, I don't know whats wrong with me, but babaies just dont float my boat - seriously!
If my mate gave birth to a little monkey or a koala bear, I'd get all emotional and teary. Human babies just don't do it for me, I think I'm a bit weird....
I've also been begging my Panto bosses to send me my Aladdin script as soon as it's done. It doesn't start until December, but I've got a memory like a sieve, so I'm worrying about remembering all my lines, especially working with my top secret co - star. I'll tell you lot all about him as soon as I'm allowed too.
If I told you now I would have to kill you and then there would be no one to read my column....
What I can say though, is he's a dirty old badger and hilarious, I was already looking forward to being in Aladdin, but now I know about my co-star I'm beside myself. But I've told him to stay away from my flying carpet, and if he thinks I'm polishing his lamp he's got another thing coming....
Pic of Lukey holding a baby.
Talking about The Voices, Danny O'Donaghue being Top Totty.
Talking about Lindsey Lohan needing to get a grip on life.