For me the most epic has to be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3emeAJqdk_4

2:50 onwards was just hilarious for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne_f1...ure=plpp_video

"Are the French eco-friendly? Do the French go camping? Are the French very fond of their children? ... if that makes sense... I honestly know nothing about the French or their culture" - Karren's face when Susan was asking all these questions was absolutely HILARIOUS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcDhGLjUWYo

"Um, let's say... Okay, you're you... and I'm me... does that make any sense?" - Edna's face and her cutting off Susan amidst what I'm sure was an excellent speech... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznd1_huB90

"What I've done is I've looked at all your strengths and I've looked at your limitations in my opinion and I've made some decisions about who would be best suited on specific tasks. The person I'd like to present at the trade faire will be myself. Any questions? No? Very good." - Despite protests, Edna still did her pitch and it was then she wowed everyone with her gloves.

This one always makes me laugh, from about 2 mins 40, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cz4PXTgMqY.

!!! Oh my goodness... I've not seen that. That is AMAZING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qui8I...feature=relmfu
8.43

It's my Birthday today Sir Alan. I'm 36 today!
Congratulations

Stuart Baggs
"I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm not a ten-trick pony, i have a whole field of ponies"
Stuart - "I'm a big fish in a small pond" Interviewer - "Your not a big fish, your not a big fish, your not even a fish"
"I am Stuart Baggs the brand"
"The only thing that intimidates me are people like me"

Even better on the same clip:

"ON YOUR RESUME YOU SAID YOU'RE A NICE JEWISH BOY, DIDN'T YOU?"
"okay, yeah"
"well you either are or you ain't, if you aren't sure we can always pull your trousers down to check"

I forgot about Jim :')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku4d...eature=related

The Vincent moment!

"Would you like an App-ple" *silence*

Alex from series 6 - 'If i was an apple pie, the apples inside.. would be orange.'

Jim calling Lord Sugar just Sugar has to be up there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYyUQ3ROMJs

Two words: WOLF JACKET

James: ''I can taste success in my spit''

Simon. You all know what I mean. There are no words

So many to choose from... in no particular order

"You are not my boss... You are nothing to me."

The chicken pizza escapade.

The cat calendar presentation.

The w**king businessman airline ad.

The barefoot dancing "how does this make you feel" presentation.

The Halal chicken escapade.

Frying sausages on a candle.

Taking cash & carry cheddar to a French food market.

Sandalwood or cedarwood?

Surely most things involving Jim Eastwood have to be up there

I particularly like this one; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_fcJ3VTR4

And this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOlcENb7tqc

I love that clip

I quite like Phillips 'Pantsman'

and one of the earlier series when Trey tried to sell some artwork ( i think of fish as the art subject) at an exhibition even though he had no idea what he was talking about.

"wheres the cheer?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcXXt...feature=relmfu

For me, its the moment Jenny Celerier finally got fired when Lord Sugar realised just how much of a snake she was! Best firing ever imo. Her face was a picture!

Paul and Sara from Series One "You can't fire me"

Trying to flog Cumberland sausages to a halal butcher. Trying to offer a taster to said butcher at midday in the middle of Ramadan.

The guy (forget his name) who was demonstrating way to put togther the trampoline on QVC.

Clasic TV