^^^^ this

Rory's leadership in the 2nd week of series 3.
Telling the guys team to take their jackets off while brainstorming, them not being allowed to swear and to put their hands up when they want to say something.
It was just so incredibly cringeworthy. lol

To top it off he had the hard job of managing Tre. Leading to possibly my favourite ever exchange:- "I am your boss" "You're nothing to me"

def assembling the trampoline

Wonderful. Like the laughing policeman. Also, doesn't it show that the calibre of the contestants was completely different in the early series?

Ahhhh... wolf jacket.

The brief moment in time in which Saira Khan metamorphosed from gobby, annoying (although admittedly efficient and mostly competent) bint into rather loveable human being. Something James Max had been all along but which stood him in no good stead as it turned out.

The trampoline screwing for sure.

Although I quite liked whoever it was being asked what 'I am a key cog' meant. They just repeated it sheepishly.

I loved the wolf jacket bit, it made me really laugh, and actually it does show the contestants in the earlier series being a bit nicer with each other than the later contestants.

The kosher chicken episode was the best ever.

Don't know if it's been said but I've always loved the good old;

"What, would you like to tell me about youself that you don't think I've gleaned from your application form, your CV and your proformance so far in this process. And try to say it without cliches and say it very quickly."
"....about me... I'm exactly what it says on the tin."

(Quick posting so sorry for lack of linking it properly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_fcJ3VTR4

The more I see of Simon and the trampoline, the more I cry laughing. It gets funnier every single time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZP3Xcuo16E

This current series - Nick in the car laughing when Duane and Laura were arguing.

Two words. Groove Train,

The face he pulled before saying 'What should we talk about?' and creasing with laughter

Not really epic I know but did chuckle at Karren's perfect derision each time she had to keep saying the gyms "didn't like" the teams ideas

This is my all time favourite 'scene'. I loved Trey's cockiness.

I forget who, but I chuckled when they turned up at that hotel with about 16 bread rolls when they were supposed to have supplied a few hundred.

The catering manager asked, 'Is this it? What am I supposed to tell my customers?' To which the reply came, 'Er - go on the Atkins diet?'

The guy looked like he wanted to kill him

Simon and the trampoline moment is my fave.
then anything to do with Stuart Baggs the bestest idiot the show has ever had!

"Do the French love their children?"

The whole Marrakech episode was brilliant. Especially since it resulted in that bitch Jenny Celerier (the most odious contestant ever, imo) being given her marching orders.

"its my Birthday Siralan!"

The episode is marred by Lord Sid keeping on the oleaginous creep Micheal Sophacles - he should've done a triple firing if he really wanted shot of Jenny McGuire that week too.

Taking MARCO Cheese to FRANCE absolute classic

It is when you go to a French Hypermarket and are faced with two whole isles full of cheese. ASDA is pushing it at half and isle and a few bits in the deli.

Here

Quite a lot of Comic Relief Does the Apprentice is pretty memorable for me. Some good one liners including:

Alan Sugar: Piers, you haven't sold a thing in you life.
Piers Morgan: I've sold 7 and a half million newspapers.
Alan Sugar: It was the bloody lies in them that sold the newspapers!

But the stand-out has to be Rupert Everett trying to explain that he doesn't know any famous people and is really uncomfortable around cameras, to the great amusement of the rest of his team.

From 8.17 onwards here

And this one

The second clip also includes the great sight of Alistair Campbell completely outmanoeuvering Karen Brady in negotiations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTGpPKQ7mA

I don't know why but Kate pitching in the catering task really makes me laugh

"Bruschetta which is.....always a favourite!