"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon"

It looks like a painful tattoo! I thought this would be a fun thread, so here goes...

If you could have any quote from The Apprentice tattooed to your arm, what would it be and why?

I'll need to think about the shortest quote to avoid as much theoretical pain as possible...

"Underneath these glasses are a core of steel" - Tom Pellereau, just for pure lulz and how he eventually turned out (Though I wouldn't tattoo any Apprentice quote on my arm!)

That's so unfair!!!

Do the French Love their Children ?

You have the most heterosexual cowboy singer, and the world's heavyweight boxing champion out looking for black nail varnish....for a dude !!!
(OK that was Celebrity Apprentice USA but it's a classic by Trace Adkins)

I like "let's say you are you... And I am me..."

But for all reality shows it has to be "I didn't come here to make friends".

" It's all tits and fish " by the one and only Tre.

"You're only marginally worse than Glenn"

or...

"I'm not a show pony, or a one-tricky pony. I'm not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I'm definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires."

Thanks for the opportunity

Don't look a gift horse in the eye

I don't really want to introduce myself in German as then I'd be Herr Baggs
I've read all your CV's and on paper you all look good, but so does fish and chips
This thing is the most horrible thing I've seen in the bathroom since Psycho
Stop going on about bloody Sandhurst, so what? I was in the Jewish Lad's Brigade, Stamford Hill Division, trainee bugler, but that didn't help me sell computers when I got older!

I wouldn't have a quote but would have a pair of long black gloves tattooed on my arms similar to the ones worn by Edna Agbarha.

Hope it's not a recent picture as the lad has christmas cards hung on the wall!

I think the shortest one I could come up with in the end was Lord Sugar's "What. A. Pillock!"... which isn't the greatest thing to have etched permanently into skin.

Great suggestions everyone!

Brilliant thread

Poor boy, there's no way he'll ever regret that

Shame Melody doesn't seem too impressed

http://www.melodyhossaini.com/

"you're not even a fish"

May get a fish and a penguin tattooed on my leg with the fish saying "you're not a big fish... You're not even a fish".

Yep, my all time favourite! Claude is amazing and Baggsy was my fave ever contestant. I still chortle whenever I see that quote.

"No, half of four hundred and fif-shit"

^^^ this

The one about cats in London.... can't remember the exact quote.