Originally Posted by
Ignazio:
“Hilarious. Your post was riddled with inaccuracies and you know it. Glossing over mistakes by claiming such errors are valid does not make it so. You certainly cannot justify the hyphen in childlike or readily available and whilst I accept there were some typos in there, I don't believe this applied to cringeworthy.
I am fully aware that on occasion a long sentence contributes to the pacing of the written word. However no such criteria applied to your inordinately long sentence, the meaning of which could have easily been expressed more succinctly. Clearly you're not a fan of brevity.
I didn't point out your misspelling of humourous because for all I know you might be American. Then again it might have been another typo in the same mould as my mistakes.
For numerous reasons many people in every walk of life have not had the benefit of a good education. Does that preclude them from expressing an opinion, even though their comments might be littered with spelling and grammatical mistakes? I think not!
It's not clever to deride and ridicule others on a public forum. I know for a fact that more than one member has been sufficiently embarrassed and intimidated to stop posting altogether. That is such a pity because the more one reads good English the more likely one is to improve.
E&OE.
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, this is even more hilarious than the last effort, for reasons I will explain, but it is made doubly hilarious by kidnapping my use of ‘hilarious”. Presumably you find my usage very effective, and, as imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, perhaps I shouldn’t be aggrieved.
Before I come to the killer punch, I will deal with the trivia.
Almost all of the inaccuracies, as you call them, were typos, and you now seem to understand that they are of minor importance, perhaps only because you made them as well while hypocritically demanding “perfection” of me. However, I do wonder that your spelling of sensitivity was so bad, I may be being overly-generous in believing it to be a typo.
I certainly can justify the hyphen in child-like, because of course it is the contraction of that phrase that provided the word childlike, and here is the etymology and usage
http://www.memidex.com/childlike
As for cringeworthy, well I can’t prove I know the word, but it is so well known that I think a court would give me the benefit of the doubt.
As to my sentence which you claim was overly long; let’s have a look at it again.
“Just because she has wads of dosh doesn't make her an entrepreneur, the Apprentice is supposedly about business acumen, not just jumping on to the readily-available conveyor belt to prosperity for women who want to take their kit off.”
The second and third clause of the sentence make points relevant to the point in the first clause, and so all the clauses are bound together into a tightly bound semantic entity, and, as they flow naturally grammatically, the sentence works well and is well balanced. You are obviously not qualified to use or read long sentences, perhaps you just work in bullet points.
Ok, now the best bit.
You generously didn’t highlight my ‘incorrect’ usage of ‘humorous” which should have been 'humourous"……… wait for the punchline people, wait for it…. quiet at the back there…. it’s coming…… there is no word “humourous” in an English dictionary. Yep, there are several examples in the English language where the ‘u’” disappears when an ‘”ous” is appended to a word and one example is ‘humour’. Oh dear, what a cock up. I mean, you really, really ought to have checked the centrepiece of the criticism in your post, given that in the last post your centrepiece criticism was also invalid. These antics are absolutely hilarious, and presumably this behaviour is habitual and will be repeated. Do you check things when you should in a work environment? One has to wonder.
And your plea for the politically correct position that posts can be “littered with spelling and grammatical mistakes” is ridiculous. How would people learn to improve if they were not made aware of their gross errors which make communication difficult? As I have said before, it is only gross errors I have highlighted, not the silly typos which you have used in your invalid attempts to make counter arguments.
Let the hilarity roll on. You have my permission to use the word hilarious, but don’t wear it out or use it inappropriately as I will want it back in full working condition and correctly spelt.