Originally Posted by twassington:
“distant muffled voice
yesh pleash!!!”
“distant muffled voice
yesh pleash!!!”
Follows twass to the ladies and poses sexily while holding back twass's hair
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Have Granny and Twass become an 'item' ?”
“Have Granny and Twass become an 'item' ?”
You're just hoping for some girl on girl
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're just hoping for some girl on girl”
“You're just hoping for some girl on girl
”
Yes please
(particularly if you are both 'fit' !)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes please (particularly if you are both 'fit' !)”
“Yes please
(particularly if you are both 'fit' !)”
You'll need to get in here earlier then......it's past Granny's bedtime
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You'll need to get in here earlier then......it's past Granny's bedtime”
“You'll need to get in here earlier then......it's past Granny's bedtime
”
Have the teeth gone into the glass ?! Does you wooden leg come off at night?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Have the teeth gone into the glass ?! Does you wooden leg come off at night?”
“Have the teeth gone into the glass ?! Does you wooden leg come off at night?
”
I've got me own legs....can't speak for granny tho!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've got me own legs....can't speak for granny tho!!”
“I've got me own legs....can't speak for granny tho!!”
Except when you have a few too many and become legless !!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Except when you have a few too many and become legless !!”
“Except when you have a few too many and become legless !!”
I'm practising for my holiday! I have to keep up with my daughter.....
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“Evening twass,
*gushes sexiness throughout the thread*
”
“Evening twass,
*gushes sexiness throughout the thread*
”
*passes her a Tena lady*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*struts through thread wearing apron and washing up gloves*
”
“*struts through thread wearing apron and washing up gloves*
”
That would look so much sexier if it wasn't for the the apron strings sticking up your arse!
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“That would look so much sexier if it wasn't for the the apron strings sticking up your arse!”
“That would look so much sexier if it wasn't for the the apron strings sticking up your arse!
”
I can't fish them out wearing these Marigolds....can you do the honours
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I can't fish them out wearing these Marigolds....can you do the honours”
“I can't fish them out wearing these Marigolds....can you do the honours
”
*dons full personal protective equipment*
Tweezers. . . Stat!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ahhhhh that feels better!!!”
“Ahhhhh that feels better!!!
”
*sniggers at tweezers still 'attached'*
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