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Old 14-07-2012, 20:37
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*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* ......................... I appear to have "swallowed" something!!!
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Old 14-07-2012, 20:39
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*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* ......................... I appear to have "swallowed" something!!!
Just don't sneeze!
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Old 14-07-2012, 20:41
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aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!


*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
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Old 14-07-2012, 20:43
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aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!


*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
OMG!

*goes crossed-eyed and falls over. . . .in an incredibly sexy way*

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Old 14-07-2012, 20:44
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I seem to have in a very sexy manner messed up the thread
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Old 14-07-2012, 21:00
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*Quickly hurries through this Institutional building on the way to a place called Sanity, leaving something as a mark of respect for the less fortunate*.



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Old 14-07-2012, 22:09
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An Olympic torch!!! Now that's not sexy in the slightest
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Old 14-07-2012, 22:53
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An Olympic torch!!! Now that's not sexy in the slightest
Down in Portsmouth as the wife wants to see somebody run by with a flaming torch :yawn:
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Old 14-07-2012, 23:00
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Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum
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Old 15-07-2012, 10:20
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Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum
Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
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Old 15-07-2012, 10:31
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Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
The most unsexy building in Norf Lahndon!!!
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Old 15-07-2012, 19:19
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*wanders through wearing full dominatrix gear*

Cor I tell ya, the leather thong don't half irritate!

I may just have to go without!
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Old 15-07-2012, 22:28
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*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*

THere you are dear....better??
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Old 15-07-2012, 22:49
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*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*

THere you are dear....better??
Does that mean Granny is going commando?
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Old 15-07-2012, 22:59
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Does that mean Granny is going commando?
I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
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Old 15-07-2012, 23:36
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I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
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Old 16-07-2012, 08:48
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I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks
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Old 16-07-2012, 10:49
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Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks
I changed my mind, and stayed behind a protective screen that filtered out Granny's buttocks!
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Old 16-07-2012, 11:12
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There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge
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Old 16-07-2012, 11:19
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There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge
Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
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Old 16-07-2012, 11:50
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Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
Delivered by a crane, presumably? And not the bird variety!!
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Old 17-07-2012, 05:13
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:yawn::yawn:

I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
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Old 17-07-2012, 06:36
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Old 17-07-2012, 07:27
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:yawn::yawn:

I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
May be you should, but how to be sexy could be written on the back of a fag packet.



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Old 17-07-2012, 08:33
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Who needs fag packets! I just IS sexy!!!
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