*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* .........................
I appear to have "swallowed" something!!! 
I appear to have "swallowed" something!!!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* ......................... I appear to have "swallowed" something!!! ”
“*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* .........................
I appear to have "swallowed" something!!! ”
Just don't sneeze!
aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
Originally Posted by twassington:
“aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear”
“aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
”
OMG!
*goes crossed-eyed and falls over. . . .in an incredibly sexy way*
*Quickly hurries through this Institutional building on the way to a place called Sanity, leaving something as a mark of respect for the less fortunate*.
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“An Olympic torch!!! Now that's not sexy in the slightest 
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“An Olympic torch!!!
Now that's not sexy in the slightest ”
Down in Portsmouth as the wife wants to see somebody run by with a flaming torch :yawn:
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum”
“Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum
”
Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !”
“Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !”
The most unsexy building in Norf Lahndon!!!
*wanders through wearing full dominatrix gear*
Cor I tell ya, the leather thong don't half irritate!
I may just have to go without!
Cor I tell ya, the leather thong don't half irritate!
I may just have to go without!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*
THere you are dear....better??”
“*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*
THere you are dear....better??
”
Does that mean Granny is going commando?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Does that mean Granny is going commando? ”
“Does that mean Granny is going commando?
”
I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*”
“I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*”
I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!”
“I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!”
Wahay! The thread is MINE!!!
Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks ”
“Wahay! The thread is MINE!!!
Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks ”
I changed my mind, and stayed behind a protective screen that filtered out Granny's buttocks!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge”
“There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge
”
Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!”
“Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!”
Delivered by a crane, presumably? And not the bird variety!!
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“:yawn::yawn:
I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.”
“:yawn::yawn:
I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
”
May be you should, but how to be sexy could be written on the back of a fag packet.
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