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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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twassington
14-07-2012
*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* ......................... I appear to have "swallowed" something!!!
Granny Weatherwax
14-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* ......................... I appear to have "swallowed" something!!! ”

Just don't sneeze!
twassington
14-07-2012
aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!


*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
Granny Weatherwax
14-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!


*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear ”

OMG!

*goes crossed-eyed and falls over. . . .in an incredibly sexy way*

twassington
14-07-2012
I seem to have in a very sexy manner messed up the thread
Mindee
14-07-2012
*Quickly hurries through this Institutional building on the way to a place called Sanity, leaving something as a mark of respect for the less fortunate*.



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twassington
14-07-2012
An Olympic torch!!! Now that's not sexy in the slightest
MartinRosen
14-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“An Olympic torch!!! Now that's not sexy in the slightest ”

Down in Portsmouth as the wife wants to see somebody run by with a flaming torch :yawn:
twassington
14-07-2012
Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum
MartinRosen
15-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum ”

Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
twassington
15-07-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !”

The most unsexy building in Norf Lahndon!!!
Granny Weatherwax
15-07-2012
*wanders through wearing full dominatrix gear*

Cor I tell ya, the leather thong don't half irritate!

I may just have to go without!
twassington
15-07-2012
*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*

THere you are dear....better??
MartinRosen
15-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet*

THere you are dear....better?? ”

Does that mean Granny is going commando?
twassington
15-07-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Does that mean Granny is going commando? ”

I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
MartinRosen
15-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*”

I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
twassington
16-07-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!”

Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks
MartinRosen
16-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks ”

I changed my mind, and stayed behind a protective screen that filtered out Granny's buttocks!
twassington
16-07-2012
There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge
MartinRosen
16-07-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge ”

Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
twassington
16-07-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!”

Delivered by a crane, presumably? And not the bird variety!!
Granny Weatherwax
17-07-2012
:yawn::yawn:

I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
chinchin
17-07-2012
Mindee
17-07-2012
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“:yawn::yawn:

I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours. ”

May be you should, but how to be sexy could be written on the back of a fag packet.



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twassington
17-07-2012
Who needs fag packets! I just IS sexy!!!
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