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Old 17-07-2012, 10:15
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:yawn::yawn:

I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
When you have written it, read it and put it into practise !!
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Old 17-07-2012, 10:30
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When you have written it, read it and put it into practise !!
Then lend it to Martin, cos he needs help all hours of the day
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Old 17-07-2012, 10:57
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Then lend it to Martin, cos he needs help all hours of the day
Good idea, that should suit him. Here is an extract.
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Old 17-07-2012, 11:01
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Good idea, that should suit him. Here is an extract.
*sniggers*

From my encounters with nursing staff, they usually have unironed, not matching top and bottom scrubs on with rubber croc shoes and their hair either on end or scraped back in an elastic band. This applies to both sexes. They don't look as if they've spent a nanosecond considering their appearance!! And after all why would they??
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Old 17-07-2012, 17:46
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*sniggers*

From my encounters with nursing staff, they usually have unironed, not matching top and bottom scrubs on with rubber croc shoes and their hair either on end or scraped back in an elastic band. This applies to both sexes. They don't look as if they've spent a nanosecond considering their appearance!! And after all why would they??


I never wear a uniform (admittedly I don't wear scrubs) that has not been laundered in full compliance of uniform policy! 60 degree wash, and then ironed.

The bits in bold however. . .

I is still the sexiest!
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Old 17-07-2012, 20:52
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I is still the sexiest!
Oh darling, you are such a sweetie, living in your own little world

Don't forget it is the blue pill you take at night.
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Old 17-07-2012, 21:19
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Evening!!!!

I'm sexier than any of you!
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Old 17-07-2012, 21:20
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Evening!!!!

I'm sexier than any of you!
Please don't speak in the present tense.


You were.
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Old 17-07-2012, 21:29
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Please don't speak in the present tense.


You were.
Avaunt, you would be poet! Hie thee hence!! You are no match for my beauty and wit
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Old 17-07-2012, 23:19
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I'm so sexy and you know it.
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Old 17-07-2012, 23:31
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I'm so sexy and you know it.
Hey everyone, looks like we have an almost (DS) virgin amongst us.

Twass do you want to check him out to see if comes anywhere near as sexy as the rest of us?
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Old 18-07-2012, 00:31
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Hey everyone, looks like we have an almost (DS) virgin amongst us.

Twass do you want to check him out to see if comes anywhere near as sexy as the rest of us?
Behave.
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Old 18-07-2012, 08:40
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Hmmmmm......................*ties Matthew up, strips him nekkid, and gives full and thorough inspection*

Sexy is as sexy does.......I'm untying you now!!!!
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Old 18-07-2012, 18:09
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Hmmmmm......................*ties Matthew up, strips him nekkid, and gives full and thorough inspection*

Sexy is as sexy does.......I'm untying you now!!!!
*Whilst Twassington is groping me, I begin to turn your back to her face and fart so loud on her.*
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Old 18-07-2012, 18:14
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*Whilst Twassington is groping me, I begin to turn your back to her face and fart so loud on her.*
I think she stopped man-handling you earlier this morning. Your fart just went into the wind!
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Old 18-07-2012, 19:32
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*Whilst Twassington is groping me, I begin to turn your back to her face and fart so loud on her.*
Your grammar is not sexy at all

I think she stopped man-handling you earlier this morning. Your fart just went into the wind!
It was a 30 second manhandle. That was quite enough
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Old 18-07-2012, 19:36
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Old 18-07-2012, 19:39
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Your grammar is not sexy at all
My fart was though.
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Old 18-07-2012, 19:39
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Evening Sir Chinsalot of the Eye Rolling!
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Old 18-07-2012, 20:27
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Just to remind you all that I aka, Mr Sexy is here.
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Old 18-07-2012, 20:34
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Just to remind you all that I aka, Mr Sexy is here.
Thanks Martin i just arrived
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Old 18-07-2012, 20:54
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Old 18-07-2012, 20:54
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*saunters sexily into thread giving a sexy wiggle*

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Old 18-07-2012, 20:56
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You should all stop posting now, the hot blonde with the peachy arse has arrived and he declares himself sexiest poster on DS
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Old 18-07-2012, 21:01
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I'm the hot blonde with the peachy arse!! How dare you try to steal my thunder

Granny's arse gets tucked in her wellies if it escapes her gigantic pants......
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