When you have written it, read it and put it into practise !!

Then lend it to Martin, cos he needs help all hours of the day

Good idea, that should suit him. Here is an extract.

*sniggers*

From my encounters with nursing staff, they usually have unironed, not matching top and bottom scrubs on with rubber croc shoes and their hair either on end or scraped back in an elastic band. This applies to both sexes. They don't look as if they've spent a nanosecond considering their appearance!! And after all why would they??

I never wear a uniform (admittedly I don't wear scrubs) that has not been laundered in full compliance of uniform policy! 60 degree wash, and then ironed.

The bits in bold however. . .

I is still the sexiest!

Oh darling, you are such a sweetie, living in your own little world

Don't forget it is the blue pill you take at night.

Evening!!!!

I'm sexier than any of you!

Please don't speak in the present tense.


You were.

Avaunt, you would be poet! Hie thee hence!! You are no match for my beauty and wit

I'm so sexy and you know it.

Hey everyone, looks like we have an almost (DS) virgin amongst us.

Twass do you want to check him out to see if comes anywhere near as sexy as the rest of us?

Behave.

Hmmmmm......................*ties Matthew up, strips him nekkid, and gives full and thorough inspection*

Sexy is as sexy does.......I'm untying you now!!!!

*Whilst Twassington is groping me, I begin to turn your back to her face and fart so loud on her.*

I think she stopped man-handling you earlier this morning. Your fart just went into the wind!

Your grammar is not sexy at all


It was a 30 second manhandle. That was quite enough

My fart was though.

Evening Sir Chinsalot of the Eye Rolling!

Just to remind you all that I aka, Mr Sexy is here.

Thanks Martin i just arrived

*saunters sexily into thread giving a sexy wiggle*

You should all stop posting now, the hot blonde with the peachy arse has arrived and he declares himself sexiest poster on DS

I'm the hot blonde with the peachy arse!! How dare you try to steal my thunder

Granny's arse gets tucked in her wellies if it escapes her gigantic pants......