There is nothing sexy about a hairy chest.

I know.......that's why Twassle isn't sexy

Oh I don't know, she trims it in a nice shape

Yes.......I've heard she's adept at Topiary.

*ignores the jibes of jellus and less sexy peeps*

I win then

Look in the mirror pal............you lose

On reflection. I've won.

*books Mindee optician's appointment*

I refer to the comments made about me on p104 of this thread.

I wish to inform everybody that I have all my own teeth .. except one gold one!

I am older than Priscilla (Queen of the Desert?), but not by 20 years.

I am not senile .. both brain cells are working.

Any further repetition and I will you to a higher authority .. my solicitors (they practise soliciting!!).

Priscilla- Queen of Sexiness

Twass...................UBER Queen of sexiness!!!

The definition of Sexy, Sexiness,Sexiest - Priscilla

I think not Priscilla......I think you will find TWASS is the definition of all things sexy

*poses seductively in cargo shorts and vest*

You must jealoussus

I'm the hottest thing since sliced bread and I'm easy, no one can resist me, it's quite flattering really.

Let's face it you are all pretty but you're just not me really

Your're EASY, and you are advertising this??? Surely you realise that aint sexy!! Also, sliced bread is vile!!! It tastes mass produced and plastic......yuck yucketty yuck

your right, im not you, im sexier than you
as posted above im the definition of sexy, queen of sexiness

btw there is nothing hotter or sexier than me

Dream on sister!! You'll never out sexy or outspell me

in your dreams
im talking about reality, and in the real world im the sexy queen

I am the last poster, so therefore I am sexy.

Mods, please close this thread!

they wont close it until im the last post
now they can close it

You can now close the thread. I'm the last poster.

You keep telling yourself that


That's been tried many times before Treble, you'll have to think of something better than that

Really?