My own personal airbags!

Indeed, mine are well handy too!!

they are a good shelf for your book when reading too.

Great place to stick your phone and sunglasses as well

Hehe

*sits seductively licking an ice lolly*
im jealous of your 38DD

and the odd bottle of beer.


you'll have to start doing exercises:

Now throw your arms out to the sides and back again, repeat for 100 throws whilst chanting 'I must, I must improve my bust'

haha

It wont work im a 32A which i hate, i will just have to live with them
Your a 32F WTF, just wow

And that my dear is why I shall always be sexier than you!

Its also why I get the odd twinges and upper back pain too!

One lawn mown in sexy manner, second to go!!

walks sexily out of the pool

Two lawns friggin well done

*perspires sexily so vest clings damply to 38DDs*

Sexyboi has awaken.

I had some cute little birds singing away outside, the aroma of joop splash surrounded in the air, my man half comatose, so peaceful

And, what do you know? I look fantastic as usual, brisk as a bird, ready to take on the world

Morning Superstar, twass & Mrs Weatherwax

morning BB
poses sexily for our vogue cover with my hot blonde BB xx

-walks out of photo shoot after a lowly runner brings me an orange juice with pulp, I HATE pulp -

and they run after you, fire the runner
because your the sexiest guy and they need you on the front cover
or i just have to be sexy for the both of us

But no says the editor, excuse me if you don't mind she said
but you are both two of a kind
and one or the other simply won't do, there my must be two of you.

Some nameless bitch called Nicki Minaj asked for my autograph

fine i say, and walk out sexily
and they all start crying
they have lost the best and most sexiest people to ever be on the cover of vogue

she obviously wants you to be her 'mr flinstones so you can make her bedrock'

BBWorldWideFan is here. Are you famous, BBWorldWideFan?

-Follows Priscilla out, no editor, producer or any other kind of authority figure disrespects us.-

She must have pounded her alarm for today if she knew to be here when we were

But of course, me/Priscilla are a famous BFF double duo, we do everything together

I'm sure since Vogue have lost us they'll want you now

exactly, its their lost
we will always be sexy
nicki minaj is after you, i heard she got her starship ready for you

Wow, . I'll give those Vogue people a phone call and tell when I'm free for an nude photo shoot.

haha yes me and BB are a famous BFF sexy duo, when were together the sexiness is amazing
matthew i guess they'll take you now, since we quit