Did you get paid for doing Vogue? If so, I want some of you're money so I can be a worldwide star with my riches.

of course you get paid
though i dont know how much they are going to pay you, they are probably broke after paying me and BB the sexiest duo

Meh, they paid you children peanuts by comparison to what they paid Granny and I for a nekkid centrefold duo of booblicious sexiness!!!

i guess with your 38DD and granny 32F
thats was a huge centrefold

We're international dear, you're Heat/OK material

This Nicki Minaj is a dumb hoe, she sent a lock of her hair in the post to me last month

Sorry professionals are not allowed in this thread. All who have been paid are now disqualified.

I'm sure you are all sexy in your own commercially popular way.

However, despite some new pretenders to sexiness, I note in my absence standards have declined so I remain without doubt the absolute sexiest. You may now kiss my ring. Form an orderly queue , please!

P.S. Hello twass how are you?

It was a special fold out centre with pop up boobs!!! We were paid £5,000,000 each That's each BOOB.....so we're stinking rich as well as uber sexy!!!


Such a biarch!!

Didn't your surname, Tushylove, give the silly bint a hint ??

Haha yes were international
oh that nicki really into you, this is what happens when your sexy

Wow! Mr Carter, how very sexy to see you! I'll pass on the ring ta very much, you haven't wiped it very well

I'm good, we've missed you and Smokey! Are you now back in your futile efforts to wrest the sexy crown from myself??

The crown has never left my body, you may kiss it since you passed on the impeccably polished ring

I feel sure all your jewellery gets a good polish when you set eyes on my superbly sexy body

I think you'll find crowns generally sit on heads, not bodies

Twass, is that all me and BB got paid £100000000000000000 every minute

Btw john carter there was no competition so noone can be disqualified me and BB are the
sexiest you cant compete with us

Is my head not part of my body? hmm on checking your profile pics yours seems detachable , probably can do a 360 degree spin as well.

Suddenly many strange events become clearer......let me see yellow Pages E for exorcist....

Did you manage to spend the money on special condiments such as condoms etc?

You are right there is no competition for me despite twass's best efforts, sexiness of my standard doesn't compete it simply is the ultimate.

You are so generic, any run of the mil slapper has got speed bumps, but Priscilla's got the flawless skin and diva attitude to back it up.

I have a daring look which most men wouldn't dare trying and people love me for it. It costs a lot to look as cheap as I do

It's TOOSHELOVE not Tushy, spell it right you dumb broad

@John Carter I will not kiss your cheap, mouldy ring

I don't look in the least evil, I am actually far more norty than I look!!!



THAT much loot and they could buy the entire universe and everything in it Rich, but not sexy....some things can't be bought.... *admires self in mirror*

If you're the golden boy then I must be platinum

Wanna see my outfit for today?

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...QPntz2UOauAPfw
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...HvCVL1nozMkJID
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/im...YRXD43RfL1EOOH

With ciggies in hand:

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...nTntbn23eK6ha1

but no tits

Sorry Prissy, no offence.......

I'm lost for words

There is nothing less sexy on this earth than fags, fag ends, stale fag smoke, fag butts, ash and everything associated with that filthy habit!

I tell the OH this all the time. Unfortunately he doesn't pay attention

Hmmph big norks ain't everything. I'm sure priscilla's are as adequately sexy as yours

He's wearing a STRING VEST John!!! *tries to stifle screams of mirth*

At least she hasn't relied on her funbags since she hit puberty to get where she wants, and she is a black woman dominating a world dominated primarily by white women

Btw my name is now Jack (Kelly-Rose) Yarocevich-Tooshelove nee Millar