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Old 03-05-2012, 18:11
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*whistles* at chinchin
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Old 03-05-2012, 19:33
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"looks up at top of thread - hmm,could do with a dusting"
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Old 03-05-2012, 19:43
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"looks up at top of thread - hmm,could do with a dusting"
dust away! I can't stand muck in my place of sexiness
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Old 03-05-2012, 19:58
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the only muck, here is you
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Old 03-05-2012, 20:12
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Nothing wrong with the right type of muckiness, it can be very sexy, but I can understand why you wouldn't know that
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Old 03-05-2012, 20:18
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wow such a long sentence, but means exactly zilch
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Old 03-05-2012, 20:20
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I like the name 'John Carter'. It's a straightforward, honest unpretentious name.

I like John Carter himself, he has never done me harm.

But he isn't the sexy one (unless he looks like my celebrity crush). BECAUSE I AM!
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Old 03-05-2012, 20:59
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I like the name 'John Carter'. It's a straightforward, honest unpretentious name.

I like John Carter himself, he has never done me harm.

But he isn't the sexy one (unless he looks like my celebrity crush). BECAUSE I AM!
Why thank you kindly ma'am! Here is a link to my picture

However nice you are still does not change the fact that I am considerably more sexy than all of you put together........and twice as sexy as twass ( which I can say because she's not here)
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Old 03-05-2012, 21:40
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The average life of a Chinchilla is 8 to 10 years,though they have been known to live to 20 in captivity.
Whoops,sorry guys ,wrong thread - we'll just have to make this the Say Something Boring Thread now.
Maybe you should all move to the CTAM place now.
Bye!
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Old 03-05-2012, 21:53
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you nearly, just nearly were sexy, but then you spoilt it



so looks like it's me who is the oooh so sexy one
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Old 03-05-2012, 22:15
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you nearly, just nearly were sexy, but then you spoilt it



so looks like it's me who is the oooh so sexy one
Yes for a short time only.

Now the end is near and you face the final curtain. So sling your unsexy hook!

Sexiness is mine
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Old 03-05-2012, 22:52
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Yes for a short time only.

Now the end is near and you face the final curtain. So sling your unsexy hook!

Sexiness is mine


yes but i did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Old 03-05-2012, 22:58
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yes but i did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Unsexy singing! have you thought of auditioning for X Factor.


my singing voice is of course sexiness made music
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:02
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Unsexy singing! have you thought of auditioning for X Factor.


my singing voice is of course sexiness made music

i am the X Factor dontcha know


you think
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:19
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i am the X Factor dontcha know


you think
Ex-sexy yes I know, I know don't let it get to you

Listen to me sing here
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:22
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Ex-sexy yes I know, I know don't let it get to you

Listen to me sing here


hahaha awwww you aint that bad at singing


no now sexy
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:32
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*Leans on lamppost on the corner of the street*
You are probably the perv that stares in "When (you) are Cleaning Windows"

Sex God is back!
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:44
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Sex??? God!! he's back


Sorry Martin but your deity's day is done.

All hail John Carter sexiness being - just like you but just naturally sexier!

100% all organic sexiness, no artificial twassingtons, no Martin type additives , absolutely no added AGPS (Arsenal Girl Pretend Sexiness), definitely no extra smokeybacon, and unlike our competitors no double chins
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Old 03-05-2012, 23:53
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100% all organic sexiness, no artificial twassingtons, no Martin type additives , absolutely no added AGPS (Arsenal Girl Pretend Sexiness), definitely no extra smokeybacon, and unlike our competitors no double chins
Very good .. but not good enough.

Now run along to bed .. there's a good lad.
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Old 04-05-2012, 01:05
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Very good .. but not good enough.

Now run along to bed .. there's a good lad.
Still here! Still unbelievably, palpably, steamingly, fizzingly gorgeously sexy. Sleep tight :sleep:
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Old 04-05-2012, 02:33
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Old 04-05-2012, 03:45
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Old 04-05-2012, 07:13
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moring, the sexy one is here now...
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Old 04-05-2012, 07:28
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moring, the sexy one is here now...
and your 14 minutes is up. Thank you for trying to be sexy. Unfortunately I have to inform you that while there some good aspects to your audition, it did not meet the required standard.

Thank you again and goodbye.

<--------------------------------- That's how you do it
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Old 04-05-2012, 08:04
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and your 14 minutes is up. Thank you for trying to be sexy. Unfortunately I have to inform you that while there some good aspects to your audition, it did not meet the required standard.

Thank you again and goodbye.

<--------------------------------- That's how you do it
hahaahahha that was quite funy for you carter


i meet all the required standards, just need a bit of guidance
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