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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
*whistles* at chinchin
smokeybacon
03-05-2012
"looks up at top of thread - hmm,could do with a dusting"
John Carter
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"looks up at top of thread - hmm,could do with a dusting"”

dust away! I can't stand muck in my place of sexiness
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
the only muck, here is you
John Carter
03-05-2012
Nothing wrong with the right type of muckiness, it can be very sexy, but I can understand why you wouldn't know that
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
wow such a long sentence, but means exactly zilch
Lamaestra
03-05-2012
I like the name 'John Carter'. It's a straightforward, honest unpretentious name.

I like John Carter himself, he has never done me harm.

But he isn't the sexy one (unless he looks like my celebrity crush). BECAUSE I AM!
John Carter
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“I like the name 'John Carter'. It's a straightforward, honest unpretentious name.

I like John Carter himself, he has never done me harm.

But he isn't the sexy one (unless he looks like my celebrity crush). BECAUSE I AM!”

Why thank you kindly ma'am! Here is a link to my picture

However nice you are still does not change the fact that I am considerably more sexy than all of you put together........and twice as sexy as twass ( which I can say because she's not here)
smokeybacon
03-05-2012
The average life of a Chinchilla is 8 to 10 years,though they have been known to live to 20 in captivity.
Whoops,sorry guys ,wrong thread - we'll just have to make this the Say Something Boring Thread now.
Maybe you should all move to the CTAM place now.
Bye!
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
you nearly, just nearly were sexy, but then you spoilt it



so looks like it's me who is the oooh so sexy one
John Carter
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“you nearly, just nearly were sexy, but then you spoilt it



so looks like it's me who is the oooh so sexy one ”

Yes for a short time only.

Now the end is near and you face the final curtain. So sling your unsexy hook!

Sexiness is mine
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Yes for a short time only.

Now the end is near and you face the final curtain. So sling your unsexy hook!

Sexiness is mine”



yes but i did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
John Carter
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“yes but i did it my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ”

Unsexy singing! have you thought of auditioning for X Factor.


my singing voice is of course sexiness made music
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Unsexy singing! have you thought of auditioning for X Factor.


my singing voice is of course sexiness made music”


i am the X Factor dontcha know


you think
John Carter
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“i am the X Factor dontcha know


you think ”

Ex-sexy yes I know, I know don't let it get to you

Listen to me sing here
Arsenalgirl
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Ex-sexy yes I know, I know don't let it get to you

Listen to me sing here”



hahaha awwww you aint that bad at singing


no now sexy
MartinRosen
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Leans on lamppost on the corner of the street*”

You are probably the perv that stares in "When (you) are Cleaning Windows"

Sex God is back!
John Carter
03-05-2012
Sex??? God!! he's back


Sorry Martin but your deity's day is done.

All hail John Carter sexiness being - just like you but just naturally sexier!

100% all organic sexiness, no artificial twassingtons, no Martin type additives , absolutely no added AGPS (Arsenal Girl Pretend Sexiness), definitely no extra smokeybacon, and unlike our competitors no double chins
MartinRosen
03-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“100% all organic sexiness, no artificial twassingtons, no Martin type additives , absolutely no added AGPS (Arsenal Girl Pretend Sexiness), definitely no extra smokeybacon, and unlike our competitors no double chins”

Very good .. but not good enough.

Now run along to bed .. there's a good lad.
John Carter
04-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Very good .. but not good enough.

Now run along to bed .. there's a good lad.”

Still here! Still unbelievably, palpably, steamingly, fizzingly gorgeously sexy. Sleep tight :sleep:
Poblet
04-05-2012
'Pigs Bum
chinchin
04-05-2012
Originally Posted by Poblet:
“'Pigs Bum”

Arsenalgirl
04-05-2012
moring, the sexy one is here now...
John Carter
04-05-2012
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“moring, the sexy one is here now... ”

and your 14 minutes is up. Thank you for trying to be sexy. Unfortunately I have to inform you that while there some good aspects to your audition, it did not meet the required standard.

Thank you again and goodbye.

<--------------------------------- That's how you do it
Arsenalgirl
04-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“and your 14 minutes is up. Thank you for trying to be sexy. Unfortunately I have to inform you that while there some good aspects to your audition, it did not meet the required standard.

Thank you again and goodbye.

<--------------------------------- That's how you do it”

hahaahahha that was quite funy for you carter


i meet all the required standards, just need a bit of guidance
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